Everyone knows it's Dr.Unne's birthday... What, you don't know?!

[Logan]

Happy birthday, Unne.

[Fuzakeru]

HaPPy BiRTHDaY!!

[Pancaek]

Bonne anniversaire. ;D

[Del Murder]

I was looking for a certain thread in the combined spirit of this occasion, the Eyeson Decathalon, and what I will give to you all tomorrow, but it has been pruned. So hopefully it is in my own archives.

EDIT:
<b>Dr Unne (incomplete)</b>
sang to the tune of 'Prince Ali' from Disney's Aladdin

Make way for Dr Unne!
Say hey! It's Dr Unne!

Hey! Prune the threads in the old Gen Chat
Hey you!
Let us through!
Don't snipe us Spat
Oh Come!
Be the first on your forum to meet his ban.

Flame away!
Here he posts!
Advertize! Crack bad jokes!
See what happens if you spam.

Dr Unne! Back so soon
Unne the Admin
Can you afford, on this message board
To call him a goon?
Now, Word Association must stop
Make sure you call soda 'pop'
Or then you'll meet his spectacular 10 inch boot.

Dr Unne!
Making us swoon, Unne the Admin
Strong as 10 Recognized Membs, we're very sure
He faced the one-word spam whores
A hundred newbie flame wars
Who banned them to our sister board?
Why, Dr Unne.

He's got zero posts, before had ample
Though all of us
Now have the same
When it comes to making an example
Does he try to hard?
Is it just a façade, or like the rest of us is he insane?

Dr Unne! Whatyagonnado, Unne the Admin (There's no question this Unne's all knowing)
Shakes his head, when silly threads (Never rulebreaking, never slowing)
Spread like monsoons (Everything about the man just makes me jealous)
Well, get on out and discuss (He's a thinker, he's a dreamer, a demi-god)
Important topics to us (He'll shine your shoes for less than I thought)
But prepare for a long fuss from Dr Unne. (When he calls we'll buy whatever he tries to sell us.)

He's got ninety-five links to cool web sites
(He's got the web sites, let's see the web sites)
And to post here he won't charge for room
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got noobs, he's got members and Cid's Kights
(Proud to work for him)
They nod at his posts, laugh at his jokes
Even will write an entire tune. For Unne. Dr Unne!

Dr Unne!
Throw us a spoon! Unne the Admin
Heard FF1 was the game you like to paroose
And that, good people, is why, he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his walking avatars
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his head is
Exploding like a balloon
Make way for Dr Unne!

(if anyone has the entries from the old parody contest from about two years ago I would be much obliged, this last verse is not the final one)

[Casey]

Happy Birthday dawg...

[chionos]

I wish I could find my Dr. Unne poem from back in the day when me and Unne would go on and on about religion and such. I, the Devil's Advocate, He the True Philosopher.

Happy B-day, Carpey. We need to get together sometime and argue for old time's sake.

[Dr Unne]

I'm not too good for arguing nowadays chionos.

As for the rest of you, you people seriously frighten me sometimes. Super Delete, I'm looking in your direction here.

[Leeza]

(if anyone has the entries from the old parody contest from about two years ago I would be much obliged, this last verse is not the final one)

Here's the original from the Parody Contest of August 2002.


Original song: 'Prince Ali'
From: Aladdin Soundtrack
Artist: Robin Williams and some choir I guess

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Prince Unney

Make way for Dr Unne!
Say hey! It's Dr Unne!

Hey! Prune the threads in the old Gen Chat
Hey you!
Let us through!
Don't snipe us Spat
Oh Come!
Be the first on your forum to meet his ban.

Flame away!
He he posts!
Advertize! Crack bad jokes!
See what happens if you spam.

Dr Unne! Back so soon
Unne the Admin
Can you afford, on this message board
To call him a goon?
Now, Word Association must stop
Make sure you call soda 'pop'
Or then you'll meet his spectacular 10 inch boot.

Dr Unne!
Making us swoon, Unne the Admin
Strong as 10 Recognized Membs, we're very sure
He faced the one-word spam whores
A hundred newbie flame wars
Who banned them to our sister board?
Why, Dr Unne.

He's got zero posts, before had ample
Though all of us
Now have the same
When it comes to making an example
Does he try to hard?
Is it just a façade, or like the rest of us is he insane?

Dr Unne! Whatyagonnado, Unne the Admin (There's no question this Unne's all knowing)
Shakes his head, when silly threads (Never rulebreaking, never slowing)
Spread like monsoons (Everything about the man just makes me jealous)
Well, get on out and discuss (He's a thinker, he's a dreamer, a demi-god)
Important topics to us (He'll shine your shoes for less than I thought)
But prepare for a long fuss from Dr Unne. (When he calls we'll buy whatever he tries to sell us.)

He's got ninety-five links to cool web sites
(He's got the web sites, let's see the web sites)
And to post here he won't charge for room
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got noobs, he's got members and Cid's Kights
(Proud to work for him)
They nod at his posts, laugh at his jokes
Even will write an entire tune. For Unne. Dr Unne!

Dr Unne!
Throw us a spoon! Unne the Admin
Heard EoFF was a site lovely to browse
And that, good people, is where, you'll find him clearing the air
With various smitings, tags for vBB
With his walking avatars
A sig he can't see
With his sarcasm making, his nods, his shaking
His head pops like a balloon
Make way for Dr Unne!

[Xander]

Happy Birthday Dr. Unne =)

[Del Murder]

Thanks Matty Pie! Can you believe that was only good for second place?

[Silmaril]

Happy Birthday

[m4tt]

Thanks Matty Pie! Can you believe that was only good for second place?

What'd I do?

[Del Murder]

I don't know! It was early in the morning so I thought Leeza was you.

I am quite impressed with your archives, Leeza.

Unne: