Quote Originally Posted by Samuraid
Phoenetically though...(remember I didn't write it originally, so this is just a guess)

Эй would be roughly pronounced "eyh"

гангстер = "gangstyer"

течет = roughly translates to "flows"

Is that right or am I completely wrong?
Okay, I guess you do have some parts correct. It's the <i>г</i>s that were throwing me off because that has a <i>ch</i> sound and it just doesn't fit in anywhere for that phrase, especially phonetically. <i>течет</i> with a <i>k</i> instead of a <i>г</i> would be flows.