Pfft, a woman for president? No way.

Rudolph Guilianni seems like a very good choice... he made an incredibly good impression on me. Sort of devoted like Bush, only with the necessary extra IQ points.

I wouldn't be entirely surprised to see the Republicans choose Condy Rice, who could trump the sex card with the race card. It's sad when politics becomes almost a game of "can you top this?"
Then we need Woopie Goldberg. Black, Jewish, AND a woman. If only she was gay...