Any sharp-edged rigid but durable object would work rather well. I once saw a friend use the frame of his glasses. I even saw a fork used once. I hope I never get to experience or understand this 'beer desperation' that drives so many men in this era.
Poor frank... he was such a GOOD lab-monke--I MEAN... "Research Associate".
The Eye of the Four is ALWAYS watching.
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hand?
Knock the top clean off with a brick and fetch a straw.
You guys are all weird.
Grab a magazine. Wrap it around the bottlecap tightly, and pull off to one side. If you have a good grip, bam! Instant yum. Otherwise you have a ruined magazine = teh win
*sexors newbie*
We always have the correct 'tools' in our house, so there's never any need to panic.
Let this be a lesson to you, my son.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
smart ass i thought this was a serious issue ;P
But to answer your question....
I dont drink so i wouldnt know....lol
[Life is Eternity in a nutshell]
A screw driver might work. Or a plier.
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A screw driver might work. Or a needle-nose plier.
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Using the table works for me - but the table must have a relatively straight edge - and it usually does a bit of damamge to the table.
it's for occassions such as these i keep a back up bottle of vodka, shame on you doc i thought you were a better man.
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-The allways inspiring leeza
I have a friend who opens 'em with her teeth. It's scary. I had a drunken friend try to emulate that, and ended up shattering the bottle in his mouth. Sooo a couple stiches later, we bought a bottle opener.
I've got a back up bottle of Sambucca! Not the kind of thing I drink with my dinner though!
Which reminds me of all the times I've opened a bottle of wine out in the shed with a screw and hammer because I didn't have a corkscrew.The other end of a hammer
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Two ways I have:
1. Get a semi-thick cloth, wrap it around the bottle, and just pry the bottle cap off. It may take some doing, but it works, and you won't cut your hand.
2. While wearing a ring, hold you ring finger upward. Set the "edge" of the bottle cap on top of your ring such that you can wrap your finger over the bottle. Wrap your finger over the bottle, and quickly but forcefully pull the ring upward. Works like a charm, and makes you look cool infront of your friends.
i just have a bottle opener on my keychain... now that's being prepared.
coolest bottle opener i ever saw though was on an episode of Queer Eye, they turned every kitchen drawer handle into a bottle opener. now that's classy.
almost as classy as the High Life commercial: "A real sink has 3 faucets. One for hot, one for cold, and one for High Life."
Hold my breath as I wish for death...
Oh please God, help me!!!
Consider you a figment of my imagination, but will you ever go away?
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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Find me guilty when true guilt is from within.
I am the Thorn Within.
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