Get over it, get over wanting to be with someone and get on with your life, you're not cursed to be alone and you'll find someone eventually.

Unless you're like Bleys, in which case I'll provide the mouthful of angry bees.

Or you can follow these tried and tested solutions :
1) Be so angry/hateful/standoffish that the opposite sex will be so aroused by your anger/hatred they'll want to jump on you immediately
2) Be shy and wimpy and never talk to anyone, someone is BOUND to feel sorry for you eventually and maintain a relationship with you out of pure guilt
3) Purchase a spouse from an online dating site, I suggest http://www.ihavemoremoneythansense.com