Well there ya go.
Well there ya go.
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
Missed a day, oh well.
"7. A gentleman does not pick his nose in public. In fact, he is wise if he does not pick his nose in private, since bat habits are easily formed.
8. When a gentleman walks his dog, he assumes responsibility for his pet's poop.
9. When a gentleman arrives late for a church service, he waits for a suitable pause in the service before slipping, as unobtrusively as possible, into a pew at the back."
I'm two for three on that one. I don't go to chruch.
Is the whole point of this thread for you to make fun of me for not being a gentleman?
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i allready do all these things, it seems my parents raised me right, yuo wouldn't believe the amount of confused looks i get from women when i open doors for them.
Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
-The allways inspiring leeza
I now have a deep seeded hatred for gentlemen. According to your bible, I think I can get away with spraying paint on his nice expensive pretentious jacket and he'll just sit there and take it.
Failing that, they just irritate me. No self-respecting person would do all these things, while thinking 'oh look at me I'm better than those riff raffs who have no class'. I consider that a form of ego supremacy using a very subjective tool for measure, much like Plato and his vaunted 'Forms'.
Hey, I'm a gentleman!
I got this book because I thought it would be amusing. I'm rather bored of it now. Most of it is just thoughtless junk that most anyone would do. The worst part is that the author was taking this seriously. I thought it was written to be a joke. I was sorely mistaken.
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