Things a (insert job here) should never say.

[Misfit]

I reading some threads on Allakhazam, and one of them was a "things a white mage should never say" and some of it was amusing. x) So post some stuff you think a (insert job here) should never say in a party (or wherever).


Some of my favorite quotes for a White Mage were:


"I wonder what would happen if I healed that Elemental..."

"Where are you guys?"

"[In the middle of a fight.] Just left for a moment but I'm back now. What's going on?"

"It's my turn to tank!"

"Settle down man, you don't need Paralyna, it will wear off."

"I just got Banishga, check this out!"

"I'll heal you after the fight, when it isn't so hectic."

"I NEED to raise my club skill..."

"Oh, after this fight can you guys show me where to get cure and other healing magic scrolls?" <-- Haha, I gotta try that when I get to the dunes with my WHM on Asura. x)

[Vaprice]

Oh gosh I love those quotes

Im, a whm at the moment and well I have to try that

"Okay guys my turn to tank!"

[Citizen Bleys]

Most, if not all of those, were lifted directly, word-for-word, from the FFXI strategy guide

[Miriel]

Brady Games -> Allakhazam -> Misfit -> EoFF

I was leveling up my Black Mage in the dunes when the WHM in the party asked what a Macro was. I giggled.

[Lionx]

WAR/PLD/NIN- I dont want to Provoke because i am afraid to die!!! O.O

[Misfit]

Most, if not all of those, were lifted directly, word-for-word, from the FFXI strategy guide

^.^

Anyways, I found a kinda funny one somebody posted in Allakhazam.

"In Qufim
Party: Ready for battle!!!
Puller: Let's try a Great Pug
Puller: Pulling Great Pug
Whm: I forgot, I gotta go feed my chocobo!!!
Whm runs off.
Party dies."

xP

[Citizen Bleys]

*shudder*

That kind of thing actually happens, though.

I once had an entire party disband on me as a joke. They planned it out amongst themselves...I pulled a gob, and then they all said "gtg" and disbanded one by one.

The whm healed me so that I wouldn't die while I zoned the gob, but it still sucked

[Miriel]

...that's so mean

[Dking'squeen]

that's not right

[Vaprice]

XD but its true....and yes I ddi take my quote from the book not knowing that it was word for word...

[Ouch!]

Warrior- "I like swords!"

Monk- "Hand to Hand is maxed, I'm going to use my staff now."

Thief- "Who needs AGI and DEX when I can raise my STR?"

Red Mage- "I spent all my money on the bar- spells on the last couple levels. I couldn't afford aero or cure II."

White Mage- [Party is about to be wiped out, most members are in critical status.] "I'm not going to use benediction! You won't be able to get it off of me!"

Black Mage- "Look at my equips! I've got +9 on MND!" (That actually happened, my party's black mage had +9 MND and +3 INT.)

Paladin- "I figured I'd use a white mage sub to increase my healing capabilities."

Dark Knight- "Paladin is the best sub for me!"

Beast Master- "What's CHR good for again?"

Bard- "I couldn't afford any instruments, so I'll just sing."

Ninja- "Utsusemi: Ichi, what's that?"

Samurai- "I'm going to use my polearm now."

Summoner- "I'll call out an elemental to fight."

Ranger- "What? You want me to pull? I've never done that before."

[Loony BoB]

I don't even play FFXI and I still find these amusing. That Bard one amused me to no end.

[KentaRawr!]

WhiteMage: I can't do ANY damage what-so-ever! brb with DRK.


O_O

[pooter7799]

sam, i never use weapon skills

[Lionx]

RDM: Dispel wha? Refresh wha? >.<

and just today a Jpn PLD...

"Flash? I dont have it." (BTW this is lvl 50 here...)