Things a (insert job here) should never say.

[Misfit]

Ranger- "What? You want me to pull? I've never done that before."

If I ever found a Ranger that said that... I would... I'd just... die.

[abrojtm]

Warrior- "I like swords!"

Monk- "Hand to Hand is maxed, I'm going to use my staff now."

Thief- "Who needs AGI and DEX when I can raise my STR?"

Red Mage- "I spent all my money on the bar- spells on the last couple levels. I couldn't afford aero or cure II."

White Mage- [Party is about to be wiped out, most members are in critical status.] "I'm not going to use benediction! You won't be able to get it off of me!"

Black Mage- "Look at my equips! I've got +9 on MND!" (That actually happened, my party's black mage had +9 MND and +3 INT.)

Paladin- "I figured I'd use a white mage sub to increase my healing capabilities."

Dark Knight- "Paladin is the best sub for me!"

Beast Master- "What's CHR good for again?"

Bard- "I couldn't afford any instruments, so I'll just sing."

Ninja- "Utsusemi: Ichi, what's that?"

Samurai- "I'm going to use my polearm now."

Summoner- "I'll call out an elemental to fight."

Ranger- "What? You want me to pull? I've never done that before."

Sadly enough, most of those actually happen.

[evil-maniac]

well.... polearm is a great weapon for samurai.... iv seen lvl 75 samurais use it, and iv seen a lvl 75 dark knight with relic AF sub PLD, i asked him why and he said it allows him to cast both dark, and white magic, aswell as boosts his DEF really high which makes it a great solo combo.

[Lionx]

Keyword: Solo Plus i still think when soloing /WHM is a superior sub in most cases.

As for lvl 75 SAMs it WAS used to do penta thrust farming, but now theres no reason to lvl a polearm for a SAM other than you JUST want to.

When i invite SAM i want a GKatana and/or Arrow shots, if i want polearm i am inviting the handy DRG

[Del Murder]

I don't even play FFXI and I still find these amusing. That Bard one amused me to no end.

Yeah. "I'll heal you after the fight, when it isn't so hectic." Good stuff.

[AaronD]

Black Mage - What does warp 2 do?
*casts on WHM in mid Battle*
Black Mage - Ohhhh i get it! Warp On OTHERS

[Misfit]

Black Mage - What does warp 2 do?
*casts on WHM in mid Battle*
Black Mage - Ohhhh i get it! Warp On OTHERS

I must become a Black Mage... XD

[evil-maniac]

lol that would be funny ;D

[Lich3636]

PLD: i hate tanking im backup healer
DRK: i hate 2 handed wepons im gunna help the blm with nukeing

[DJZen]

If the puller ever says "What are you talking about? It's barely a challenge at all!" RUN!

[Rydia of Mist]

Anyone at all: "Let's kill pugs!"

{Run away!}

[Citizen Bleys]

Pugs are good exp. As long as you're ready.

I've tanked them no problem before. Just make sure the whm isn't rank 1 and has a sub.

[Dking'squeen]

White mage: Hey guys! *looks around at dead party members* You dead guys! You're dead.......hey! *pokes* you're dead! *gets hit* well, it's too late for you, but not for me! *flees from battle*

[Vaprice]

*party is dying*

*Warrior is running around chasing a giant trapper next to a butterfly!*

"Oh heh....hehe, I saw a cute little butterfly over there by the ocean! I will name it Bubu!"

heh sorry just came to my mind...lol

[Lionx]

Actually whats worst is that theres an add and he provokes an entirely DIFFERENT mob creating 3 mobs to atk the pt >_>;