Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder
Captain, I think you and I should do this show. It would be my honor to do battle with you. Sure, one of us would die, but we all go sometime and what better way than in front of millions of viewers. Smell the ratings! Plus it would bring great traffic to Eyes on Final Fantasy.

Shop it around to all the big networks while I go about booking us an arena. How's your February?
See, I'm trying to picture this, but all I see is Sonny Corleon and a Pirate fighting in claymation ala Celebrity Deathmatch.

I'd watch that. Sonny would win, sure, but it'd still be great.