Why do women wear so much perfume???

[Loony BoB]

Last night BJ and I ran into some friends at the movies and they were smoking in line, so someone was spraying their perfume at them, and my friend's girlfriend was getting all pissed and gagging that "someone's wearing too much gawd awful perfume." I laffed. Smelly smokers.

I don't wear perfume. Scented lotion about half the time, but I don't like spray smells.

Yeah, I've found it's mainly smokers, too. There are way more smokers than 'rancid farters' or whatever, at least in my experience. Do you people really let big ones rip that often? Geez.

I hate it when people overdo it with the perfume. Especially the kind that seems to latch at the back of your throat. A smell should be a smell, not a personal cloud of liquid particles seemingly designed to kill people by making them cough to death.