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    This may seem like a strange idea for a topic but a friend on MSN has his name as 'They say that u can be killed by ne thing...what bout a mouse mat!?!' and I tried to think of a way but I couldn't any ideas?

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    so....you can be killed by anything, what about a mouse pad? Maybe if you put some blades in it or something...

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    I think the idea is that it's just a mouse mat no add ons or anything.

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    I don't know about that....maybe you can suffacate someone with it, just put it over thier mouth why they sleep or something

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    (SPOILER)You roll it up and jam it in someone's eye!Then they will bleed....

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    My mouse mat is lethal. I swear I've almost slit my wrists on its razor edges several times.

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    yeah my old one is like that too

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    Try eating it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    Try eating it.
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    My mat is a Transformer it yells "Transform" and when it happened I asked aren't Transformers vechicle the in the Beast Wars show they were animals and in Beast Machines they were android machines or something... not home applainces or whatever it didn't answer and tryed to kick my butt so before it stuch itself down my throat I beat it with a broom and drowned it in the stream in my backyard and let it drift downstream so yes anything can kill you except maybe air and don't say Hurricanes because those only throw you somewhere and the ground or car or whatever you land on kills you not the hurricane itself.

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    Shove it down someones throat until they choke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winged Sorceress
    Shove it down someones throat until they choke.
    Exactly...how hard was that to figure out?

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    Now, a bit of lint. That would be tough to figure out. Or even, say, a madarin ...thingy. What do they call the bits when you peel the mandarin and then take them apart... gah... segment? I dunno. But yeah, try killing someone with that, then you'll have something tough. =o
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    The mouse mat for the PC next door is virtually a flat sheet of stainless steel
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    Anything of substantial size could be fed into a major artery, causing a massive blood clot. That includes a mouse mat, mandarin segments or a 4-Bit binary counter.
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