Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 36

Thread: Loony Noober Pie

  1. #1
    Ghost of Christmas' past Recognized Member theundeadhero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    In Jojee's pants x_~
    Posts
    15,567

    FFXIV Character

    Villania Valski (Adamantoise)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Former Senior Site Staff

    Default Loony Noober Pie

    Hello, fellow chefs! As we all know the Thanksgiving season is upon us. Here at the Eyeson cooking show we have seom great cooking ideas just for you. They're simple and can be done at home. Todays recipe is a Loony Noober Pie! Start off by preheating the oven to 421 degrees. While that's warming up, take a large bowl and break in 3 parts Faris . Next add 5 parts Star Fire. After that sprinkle in a little bit of Glendon. Okay, now lets leave that set for just a minute. Take another smaller bowl that's microwave safe. Put in 2 parts Fated Child and 2 parts Saint 35. You can throw in a little bit of Zelly hottie for flavor if you wish. Stir together with a spoon until well mixed. Throw it in the microwave for 3 1/2 minutes. While that's cooking, go back to the first bowl. Mix together well. You'll want to make sure it's mixed very well so stir the entire time the microwave is nukin away or use a low speed blender if you wish. When the microwave is done take out and stir together for a quick second and then mix slowly into the larger bowl, being sure to spread it evenly. For the crust of the pie, it's simply a matter of mixing together beyondthegrave, Yazoo's Queen, and Garnet Til Alexandros XVII as mentioned on last weeks show. Pour the contents of the bowl into the crust and let bake in the oven for 15 minutes, or until solid. Once done, let cool and then add LoonyBoB as a topping as you see appropriate.
    ...

  2. #2
    An Ogrish One MoonsEcho's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Inn of the Last Home
    Posts
    583

    Default

    I tried making this a little while ago, but my topping didn't come out right. Too runny....*grumbles* Guess I'll have to try again next year.

  3. #3

    Default

    I buy my pies at the store. Does my store have this pie? I should check.
    Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps

  4. #4
    Sky Blue Sky Recognized Member Trumpet Thief's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Cutest Place in the World
    Posts
    4,917
    Contributions
    • Contributions to Eizon project

    Default

    chaos: Once it's done, enjoy it at your fine dinner table, and drink a cup of theundeadhero. Be sure to slurp your hardest, making you enjoy this dinner to it's finest, and remember, never show any mercy to your drink

  5. #5
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Sacred Phoenix's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Eating my shoe....
    Posts
    268

    Default

    I like pie.


    oh, do you debone the noobers first?
    It doesn't matter what any of us is looking for,we'll never find it,
    because it's not even there

    ~hayden~
    Some people are like SLINKIES, they are of no real use, but you can't help but smile when one tumbles down the stairs.

  6. #6
    Nerd Spanker White Raven's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    1,080

    Default

    Hmmm, Thanksgiving?...I must have found a hole in time, because I've found myself a month in the past...

    (Go Canada!)

  7. #7
    4 Recognized Member Faris's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    It's best if you don't know.
    Posts
    5,191
    Articles
    2
    Contributions
    • Former Editor

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero
    While that's warming up, take a large bowl and break in 3 parts Faris .

    *snifle*
    Why me!!!!????!!!
    Why am I the first ingrediant!!!!??????!!!!!!
    must hide fast before they eat me!!!
    Last edited by Faris; 11-24-2004 at 03:08 PM.

  8. #8
    Ghost of Christmas' past Recognized Member theundeadhero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    In Jojee's pants x_~
    Posts
    15,567

    FFXIV Character

    Villania Valski (Adamantoise)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Former Senior Site Staff

    Default

    Don't worry. Apparantly noone around here eats pies. We just throw them at other people.
    ...

  9. #9
    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Posts
    53,286
    Articles
    71

    Default

    WTF IM A NOOBE Y RNT I ON DERE I H8 U :shoot:

    Oh wait, my mistake. I'm not. :upsidedow

  10. #10
    4 Recognized Member Faris's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    It's best if you don't know.
    Posts
    5,191
    Articles
    2
    Contributions
    • Former Editor

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero
    Don't worry. Apparantly noone around here eats pies. We just throw them at other people.
    thank goodness!
    throwing pies.....you said?
    *prepares pies to be thrown*
    eheheheheh :bgl:

  11. #11
    *nibble nibble* StarlightAngel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Munching on Usagi-san
    Posts
    2,587

    Default

    It was ok. The Star Fire offed a bit of the taste and made it Teen Titanish (Oh how I hate that show). And I ended up unearthing all of the bones after I cooked it, which wasn't very fun. Otherwise, it was pretty good!

  12. #12
    an unusually clever whore
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    806

    Default

    Uh...isn't this thread a little late for Thanksgiving?

  13. #13

    Default

    nope, it's right on time.

    our thanksgiving happened first, if I know canadian history. which I don't.

  14. #14
    an unusually clever whore
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    806

    Default

    <b>working 11-2, then 4-8. says:</b>
    Aww, you Canadians don't celebrate American Thxgiving
    <b>Glass tears don't dry says:</b>
    huh?
    <b>working 11-2, then 4-8. says:</b>
    You guys have your Thxgiving earlier huh?
    <b>Glass tears don't dry says:</b>
    we have real thanksgiving. you have american thanksgiving.
    <b>Glass tears don't dry says:</b>
    jsut like we spell properly, and you forget the "u"

  15. #15
    Ghost of Christmas' past Recognized Member theundeadhero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    In Jojee's pants x_~
    Posts
    15,567

    FFXIV Character

    Villania Valski (Adamantoise)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Former Senior Site Staff

    Default

    thank goodness!
    throwing pies.....you said?
    *prepares pies to be thrown*
    eheheheheh
    You should still hide. We have to make the pie before we throw em. I guess I should have mentioned you have to buy the boneless Noobers.
    ...

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •