The teams are:

JimmyCorp Corp - eestlinc, Trumpet Thief, Del Murder, DeBlayde, Divinity and theundeadhero

SteveCorp LTD - beyondthegrave, xXFiReXx, Denmark, Leeza, Squinn and Faris

Ok now lets start, now lets start the game!

Now for the first round:

Each team must sell lemonade to your fellow board members here using sex appeal only. Don't ask me how this is going to work. Ok so I didn't give much thought to this beforehand. Oh wait actually you could try and get pictures of lemonade alongside pictures of sexy people in as many people's here signatures as possible. Yeah that might work. My trademark advice for this round is: harrassment is the key.

Oh yes and of course the losing team will join me in the board room, where on of you WILL be fired. You have until the end of the week. Now start harrassing.