I don't want to work today.
Somebody come hit me with thier car.
Or, wait. As I'm delivering pizzas, come ram the cab of my truck with your car/truck. I believe I can get workman's comp for that. Yeah, do that one.
But make sure it's like, half an hour after I have to go on the clock so I don't have to work that long. Or at least make sure it's before Monday Night Football. Packers are playing, y'know.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
Packers will lose so you might as well work and make some money.
I called in sick today, hooray for me?
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
I took the day off!
AFLACK
Call in and tell them you have conjagated verbs. It sounds pretty serious like an STD or something. If your boss isn't very smart it would work. I did it at Arby's but my boss fired me
...
Tell them you're being forced to work in unsafe conditions.
You know, the world?
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Originally Posted by RSL
I didn't have to work today.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I want a job but no one will hire me. All my freinds tell me its because of my mohawk.
Go Pack!
I believe in the power of humanity.
Money magically appears in my mailbox. I never work.
Psh... suck it up ^_- (*twaps Packers*) I worked today... it was bah.
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
Someone has to get money, might as well be you, right?
*You know it's over, growing colder, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
*All we ever wanted, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
I left class early. *shrug*
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