Post your best bathroom stories, things you found in public bathroms, poems on the doors, etc.

'People come here to sit and think,
But all they end up doing is making a stink.'

EDIT:

75% of the people that I happen to encounter while in a public bathroom don't wash their hands.

Also, question 2: Do you ever just swivel around to try to not go to the bathroom. Like, gyrating on your computer chair because you're reading a very interesting thread but you really need to go release the pressure? I mean, just curious. This isn't a part of the study.