Well, I was at home, in my bathroom, and believe it or not, I was busy taking a piss. After I finished up, I shook it, so as to not leave any pee droplets on my penis. However, I must have shaken it too hard because I noticed one of those pee droplets heading straight for my left eye. It hit my eye. It all happened in slow motion to, and after it was all over I began to laugh, and I then rushed to go tell everyone I knew.
and WTF. um...did you wash your hands and eye? What did your friends say?