Best Bathroom Stories

[krissy]

Post your best bathroom stories, things you found in public bathroms, poems on the doors, etc.

'People come here to sit and think,
But all they end up doing is making a stink.'

EDIT:

75% of the people that I happen to encounter while in a public bathroom don't wash their hands.

Also, question 2: Do you ever just swivel around to try to not go to the bathroom. Like, gyrating on your computer chair because you're reading a very interesting thread but you really need to go release the pressure? I mean, just curious. This isn't a part of the study.

[Jojee]

I found my bf in the bathroom

>=\ When I said bathroom thread, I meant better bathroom thread! *glare*

Edit: Ok that's a little better ^^

Yessir I do wash my hands, and I avoid going to the bathroom for as long as possible in my dorm, because I am lazy and the bathroom is all the way on the other end of the far, far hallway ;P In my house, I do not avoid it though, cos' it's fairly close by.

[Chris]

"Snuffle buffs Britney Spears in public; right under the watching eyes of mother Christina"

What makes it sad...is because its actually true...I once saw that on a restroom door

[Dking'squeen]

On the inside of the door is a message in bright red letters
STOP BEFORE YOU DROP THINK BEFORE YOU STINK IT IS NOT AN ART TO FART SO TAKE IT OUTSIDE BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR MARK
DOn't look at me, I'm just the reciter

[Borry!]

At this one public toilet I frequented it said on the wall "come here midnight on wednesday if you want sex."

It wasn't until after I went there at midnight on wednesday, was molested by a large asian man, went the following week just to make sure, was molested again, spent five years in therapy and watched one of the national lampoons vacation I can't remember which one that I realised it probably wasn't a woman who wrote that in the mens toilets.

[Dking'squeen]

UM...How sad?(Don't know what to say to that)

[Borry!]

Yeah I know. Those National Lampoons Vacation movies are REALLY bad.

[Dking'squeen]

And here I was about to go see one. You just saved me! You're a friggin life saver!

[Shlup]

Oh! Oh! I have a good story!

Last night my boyfriend and I got back to his apartment after 4 in the morning. His roomates were cuddled on the couch and in the chair with their blankies and the TV on, fast asleep. It was terribly cute, other than the stack of beer cans.

My boyfriend went out to get something to drink about the time I was drifting off to sleep, and I care barely hear the words "Bob... where are you peeing?" a pause and then "Bob, is that the toilet or the fridge?"

My boyfriend made an LJ entry with photos here.

[Jojee]

Hahah.... I have a story like that, Shlup ^_^ Except it didn't happen to me, thank god. My guy friend's roommate came back to their dorm piss drunk (no pun intended!), dropped his pants, and peed on the carpet. My friend had to clean it, and while he was doing that, his roommate decided to relieve himself once again on the kitchen table, where my friend's homework was. Poor kid, I would beat my roommate up if she did that... ^^ Or at least pee on her stuff and tell her that she did it in the morning, when she is sober.....

[Logan]

Someone wrote in the bathroom at school and used "there" instead of "their", so I crossed it out and corrected it and the next day there was a string of cursewords towards me.

that's the best I got

[eestlinc]

on the wall in the fifth floor restroom in Memorial Hall at the U. of Cincinnati:

Release Da Brown Hostage.

I saw it the day I came up to audition as a high school senior and it was there until my senior year of college when they repainted the bathroom wall.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

I avoid public toilets full stop...

there are stories in school where people got caught wanking in the bathroom...

pretty sick eh?

[Meat Puppet]

I looked in the mirror. The rest is too rude to post at this site.

[Agent Proto]

I got a good story, but it involves your mom.