At this one public toilet I frequented it said on the wall "come here midnight on wednesday if you want sex."

It wasn't until after I went there at midnight on wednesday, was molested by a large asian man, went the following week just to make sure, was molested again, spent five years in therapy and watched one of the national lampoons vacation I can't remember which one that I realised it probably wasn't a woman who wrote that in the mens toilets.