Hahah.... I have a story like that, Shlup ^_^ Except it didn't happen to me, thank god. My guy friend's roommate came back to their dorm piss drunk (no pun intended!), dropped his pants, and peed on the carpet. My friend had to clean it, and while he was doing that, his roommate decided to relieve himself once again on the kitchen table, where my friend's homework was. Poor kid, I would beat my roommate up if she did that... ^^ Or at least pee on her stuff and tell her that she did it in the morning, when she is sober.....