the whole of my year at my school was banned from the school toilets because someone turned all the taps round and broke the pipes, no one came forward so if you need a piss you have to hold it in alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day
the whole of my year at my school was banned from the school toilets because someone turned all the taps round and broke the pipes, no one came forward so if you need a piss you have to hold it in alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day
This guy I work with likes to do "fist bumps" to almost everyone he talks to. I went in the bathroom to wash my hands and he was using one of the urinals. Another guy I work with walks in and uses the urinal next to him. Guy number 1 is all "Hey gent!" and raises his fist to bump Guy number 2's. Guy number 2 didn't want any of that and just said hey back. I know I wouldn't want to bump a fist that had just been down south.
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
grotesque and very dirty. unclean, unsanitary. Wonder if he even washed his hands when he was done
*You know it's over, growing colder, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
*All we ever wanted, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
A fist bump is better than a fist pump.Originally Posted by Matty Pie!
Yeah, about %50 of the guys I work with don't wash their hands either, after using both the stalls and the urinals. My list of guys whom I never want to shake hands with grows every day.
I watch my hands too. I don't trust anyone that uses the bathroom at my school, no one. The people who don't use it are my best friendsYeah, about %50 of the guys I work with don't wash their hands either, after using both the stalls and the urinals. My list of guys whom I never want to shake hands with grows every day.Well, my list goes to the moon and all the way back. I could bungee jump with it
*You know it's over, growing colder, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
*All we ever wanted, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
Hmmm a funny bathroom story. I think it was when I had spent the night at my boyfriends. His dad was drunk off his butt. My boyfriend and I were watching a movie when his dad had walked out lifted the couch cussion and went to the bathroom right there. I just stared and my boyfriend started laughing
I try not to use my school bathrooms because I don't think the people who use the bathroom know how to flush the toilets. Or wash their hands.
One gross story that I can remember from about two years ago was that on the wall of a bathroom stall there was a booger. It was there for about three months, then someone finally got the courage to pick it off the wall. People wrote weird things on the wall right next to the booger during the time it was there, it was funny. But gross at the same time.
I used to try not to go to the bathroom when I really wanted to finish something. I did that back in kindergarten and I had to wear wet smelly pants the whole day, since neither of my parents were home to come to my school and give me a clean pair. So I've learned my lesson on that one.
Well, I was at home, in my bathroom, and believe it or not, I was busy taking a piss. After I finished up, I shook it, so as to not leave any pee droplets on my penis. However, I must have shaken it too hard because I noticed one of those pee droplets heading straight for my left eye. It hit my eye. It all happened in slow motion to, and after it was all over I began to laugh, and I then rushed to go tell everyone I knew.
W.T.F.
Why didn't you just... wipe it or something instead? o___0
Wat
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wtf
rawr
Well, I was at home, in my bathroom, and believe it or not, I was busy taking a piss. After I finished up, I shook it, so as to not leave any pee droplets on my penis. However, I must have shaken it too hard because I noticed one of those pee droplets heading straight for my left eye. It hit my eye. It all happened in slow motion to, and after it was all over I began to laugh, and I then rushed to go tell everyone I knew.
*You know it's over, growing colder, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
*All we ever wanted, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*
nik wins. Just... fantastic.
In a gas station bathroom near my house, there were giant purple Rolling Stone lips.
Like as big as me.
That's freakin' big.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I don't use public restrooms. Period.
My friend said that a few weeks ago when he was using the restroom after lunch, a mentally handicapped kid just ran in and vomited all over the floor. So he had to just sort of finish up quickly and hop-skip-and-jump over the pool of vomit on the restroom floor.
I've read many things written on bathroom stalls in my school, but this took the cake:
"Here I lay broken hearted,
First I sh*t and then I farted."
"If you are from England and use this toilet. Me and my friends will personally catch you and drown you in you own s*** you English scum. You are a bunch f***ing gays. Go back to your gay bumming land"
I'd never been to wales before, and this was the first thing i ddi when i got ther, go to this toilet. Sorry for the language. That made me chuckle.
Funniest story... I went a toilet in Gloucester and there was this man lying on the floor of his cubicle. I tried to wake him and he said something like "No Louise, not that way" in his sleep. he snored and I laughed.
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
I remember at school I saw my friend and his girlfriend come out of the toilets. I asked them what they were doing and they said fixing the taps. But the taps were still broken, if not more so.
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