Best Bathroom Stories

[m4tt]

I don't use public restrooms. Period.

Only "public" restroom I use is at work. Eversince my traumatizing experience at disneyland a few years back I've been afraid. My friends and I went up there on a saturday. We thought it was just any other day. It happened to be "Family Pride" day, which I guess also meant "Gay Pride" day. You can tell who they were cause they were all wearing red shirts. Anyway, after we got off Space Mountain I went to use the bathroom. A guy came in next to me and started to do his business. He kept glancing over at me and then he LEANED OVER the urinal wall and looked at my special place. I As hard as it is to stop peeing, I did and he winked at me and smiled as I hurried out of the bathroom. The rest of the day sucked because I was afraid of the bathrooms and still had to pee.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I like to mess with the graffiti that people write on the walls. Like if I see some writing that says Adam (heart symbol) Sarah, I grab a pencil and cross it out and write "nobody cares".

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

Well, I was at home, in my bathroom, and believe it or not, I was busy taking a piss. After I finished up, I shook it, so as to not leave any pee droplets on my penis. However, I must have shaken it too hard because I noticed one of those pee droplets heading straight for my left eye. It hit my eye. It all happened in slow motion to, and after it was all over I began to laugh, and I then rushed to go tell everyone I knew.

LOL This story takes the cake!!!...though i dont know how thats physically possible i just read it and im still laughin mate!

[Doc Sark]

In 2001 I went to Zante on holiday. Now this is pretty disgusting so those of you who are squeamish.... (SPOILER)you are not allowed to flush toilet paper in Zante because of the poor sewage system on the Island. So when I went to a lovely nightclub and needed to relieve my bladder during the night time drinking, I was greeted in the toilet by the most disgusting smell of faeces and used skidded up toilet paper littering the floors and the sinks. It is the most disgusting thing I have smelt , seen , or been within touching distance off. So sufficed to say I did my business in the urinal and did NOT go anywhere near that sink to wash my hands.

[pooter7799]

1 time i had just eaten mexican food and i had to go real bad and while i was pushing and straning i lent over to scratch my foot and i accidentally all over the place!!!
i ran away fast

[Jojee]

[censored]: ps
[censored]: you didnt know that
[censored]: when guys go pee, they
[censored]: wiggle afterwards
Joyeebloo: .....
Joyeebloo: ALL GUYS do that?
[censored]: to dry off?
[censored]: uh yeah
Joyeebloo: why can't they fricking use the TOILET PAPER
[censored]: its different
[censored]: urinal exit is extended beyond body, so urine doesn't actually get on you so much you'd need to bother with tp
[censored]: also there aint no toilet paper near urinals
[censored]: ever
[censored]: ever seen one like that?
Joyeebloo: ....If you can bother with 'wiggling' then you can bother with toilet paper >O
[censored]: you dont walk halfway across the bathroom with your penis outside uyour zipper for tp
Joyeebloo: then use a stall >O
Joyeebloo: or paper towels
[censored]: wtf lol
[censored]: back off woman
Joyeebloo: wtf
Joyeebloo: yeah just go wiggling your stuff all over
[censored]: its not really
[censored]: wiggling
Joyeebloo: .... XD
[censored]: there's a specific pattern you follow
[censored]: it's directing any remnants into the urinal
[censored]: or bowl
Joyeebloo: or your eye ;-)
[censored]: not uncommon apparently
[censored]: someone gets too excited
[censored]: the go too fast in the wrong direction
[censored]: bam
[censored]: blinded
Joyeebloo: k let's stop talking about this, i'm enlightened already XD
Joyeebloo: *will ask [censored2] kekeke*
[censored]: if he cleans himself with toilet paper after peeing
[censored]: im never talkign to him again
[censored]: lmao k
[censored]: lol i'm posting this conversation ;-)
[censored]: dun think so
[censored]: having 16 yr odl girls reading about my penis wagging habit
[censored]: s
Joyeebloo: i'll censor you ;D

Happy, Not at All Reno? ^_^

[eestlinc]

IT's TRUE! WE ARE LAME!

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

>_> Manly secrets are being foiled by women eyes.

[Dixie]

My friend and I walked into a boys bathroom. It was SO funny! The boys were so scared! We said, "Oops, I guess that this isn't the right place to find a girl!" That scared them even more. We walked out, laughing so hard we collapsed!

[nik0tine]

[censored]: ps
[censored]: you didnt know that
[censored]: when guys go pee, they
[censored]: wiggle afterwards
Joyeebloo: .....
Joyeebloo: ALL GUYS do that?
[censored]: to dry off?
[censored]: uh yeah
Joyeebloo: why can't they fricking use the TOILET PAPER
[censored]: its different
[censored]: urinal exit is extended beyond body, so urine doesn't actually get on you so much you'd need to bother with tp
[censored]: also there aint no toilet paper near urinals
[censored]: ever
[censored]: ever seen one like that?
Joyeebloo: ....If you can bother with 'wiggling' then you can bother with toilet paper >O
[censored]: you dont walk halfway across the bathroom with your penis outside uyour zipper for tp
Joyeebloo: then use a stall >O
Joyeebloo: or paper towels
[censored]: wtf lol
[censored]: back off woman
Joyeebloo: wtf
Joyeebloo: yeah just go wiggling your stuff all over
[censored]: its not really
[censored]: wiggling
Joyeebloo: .... XD
[censored]: there's a specific pattern you follow
[censored]: it's directing any remnants into the urinal
[censored]: or bowl
Joyeebloo: or your eye
[censored]: not uncommon apparently
[censored]: someone gets too excited
[censored]: the go too fast in the wrong direction
[censored]: bam
[censored]: blinded
Joyeebloo: k let's stop talking about this, i'm enlightened already XD
Joyeebloo: *will ask [censored2] kekeke*
[censored]: if he cleans himself with toilet paper after peeing
[censored]: im never talkign to him again
[censored]: lmao k
[censored]: lol i'm posting this conversation
[censored]: dun think so
[censored]: having 16 yr odl girls reading about my penis wagging habit
[censored]: s
Joyeebloo: i'll censor you ;D

and WTF. um...did you wash your hands and eye? What did your friends say?

Now that you mention it, I can't even remember if I washed my hands or my eye. I can only hope that I did. And as for what my friends said, They all jsut laughed at me, and said everything you guys have said.

[Dking'squeen]

Now that you mention it, I can't even remember if I washed my hands or my eye. I can only hope that I did. And as for what my friends said, They all jsut laughed at me, and said everything you guys have said.

I too can only hope