No, we're all going to drive for like 4 days to go to Ontario Canada. There we will meet in the middle of Ontario, which is a large food court, because we are Americans and all of Canada is our plaything. There we will hang out for a few hours and be nerds, and then turn around and make the long drive home. The end.

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Alright, fine, what the hell, you guys can't suck that hard, after all. 4 pm in the food court? I can chill for a bit.
Yay! We can dance!