teachers

[Wuggly Blight]

Ohh...
Mr Cole: Thick retard pedo who was an utter git, and made me run 100 meters with a wrist I broke 10 seconds before in his lesson, and only let me go becuase the brone sticking out was suspisous.
Mrs Carpenter: Thick as two short planks, a maths teacher who cant do maths what so EVER.
Miss Mathews: Hitler in a dress, a pysco cow I love to talk back to. Her policy is she will make our coursework DOWN the more we ask for help. She even had a go at me for reading the board. She never does the work she is ment to do, she has a go at me for not working in study when she doesnt either! she has tons of work shes ment to mark but never does, she sorts her phone and car insurance out in lesson! AGGG!
Mr Martin: So thick you could bully him. Bold, comb over and HUGE weasel glasses. He had a heart attack and fell of a cliff. Hes not missed at all.
Mr Hinder: Worst teacher EVER EVER EVER. He was boring as HELL, tried to tell the WORST jokes, read out of the text book (but yet still managed to miss HALF the syllobus) an made no sence, couldnt spell, and wrote random words on the bored so if you came in late you had no idea what he was doing... (Or to think of it any time you came in)
He had sezure like motions where he would get stuck and sya the same phrase four or five times and keep doing the same hand gesture of 5 minutes, once we had the same lesson 3 TIMES!.
Miss Kaley:
P.E teacher who retired 6 years ago AND IS STILL HERE! she is the biggest bitch of all time.
Mr Hangenwilliams (Satenwilliams):Supply teacher... taught P.E and the fact he was (really im NOT kidding here) Clinicly obese about, 35 STONE. so fat he had to wear a tracksuit cos nothing fitted, anyway he made us do P.E in like 800 meters of snow and do laps, we could bearly WALK... he sat by a tree in thermals with a flask of tea shouting "CAMON ITS EASY! i COULD DO IT!"... yeah... right...

Mr Cunningham:

Ah, hes was flattulant as HELL, a fat 50 year old loser, who on our final day said "Ops I have been teachering you the wrong thing!" the course was scraped. He nearly had a heart attack in the lesson, he swallowed tons of pills. Shame it didnt finish him. (UK people think banzai!
WILL MR CUNNINGHAM HAVE A HEART ATTACK?! YES NO? BET BET BET BET! BETTING CLOSED!)