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    any1 have an awful teacher that just ticks u off
    i have had a number of them.
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    teachers are like shinra

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    The onlt teacher I ever had and didn't like was Ms Dutton. She was old and mean
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    I had a teacher in my senior year of High School named Ms Sawyer. The class was a complete BS class (ACT Prep/Study Hall...wtf I know), and we really did nothing in there but random little stupid assignments and talk.

    Anyway, aside of myself, there were two other guys in the class: my friend TV(yes, TV is his name) and some other bitch whom I can't recall at the moment, but he was a bitch. So anyway all the girls would sit in a corner and talk and laugh and scream, but as soon as me and TV talked she would bitch bitch bitch.

    So finally one day she decided to sit us on opposite sides of the room like first graders. Anyway, I began to talk to TV across the room, although he wasn't talking back. So she decided to give me detention=, and I said "no why don't you give me two or three while your at it?" then she said "ok it's three now" "no how about four?" "ok fine, every second you keep talking it goes up" "ok fine give me more more more!" "ok how about till the end of the year?" "no, I WANT MORE! FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS!" "no, because I don't want to look at your face that long" "oh, but how oh how did you read my very thought?" "*mouth drops* we'll just make it one like the first place" "fine, but I won't come"...

    And I never got a notice or anything for that detention. Stupid bitch.

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    Well I never had anything as serious as DMKA, but my Physics 12 teacher was inexperienced (so he knew next to nothing about the subject and he made some overspecified questions(there was too much data, so you could get different answers) and he would also give super unclear questions so he could mess up people he didn't like because no one could tell what he wanted) and mean (he actually was more a favortism type teacher, if he liked you, you would ace all the labs and subjective questions and he would mark easier on the other questions. If he hated you, like he did for me (I have no clue why, then again it must have been because I kept on correcting him, but I mean, it isn't my fault he made mistakes) he would totally mess you up on the above things that he gave basically free marks for to the people he liked. Plus he was the only Grade 12 Physics teacher in my school so you couldn't switch. (pretty sad) Since this was B.C. though (where we have provincial exams), when the exams came along everybody he liked did much worse on the exam then on their school mark and everybody he hated did way better on the exam. I think the school noticed and finally got rid of him.
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    Shlup's crappy teachers:

    1st - Mrs. Henderson, 5th grade. She was dumb and mean.
    2nd - Mrs. Brown, 8th grade science. Once she kicked me out of class because I was looking at her while she was talking. She had just finished yelling at someone else. It was decided among the class that she had PMS.
    3rd - Mrs. Matsumoto, 9th grade language arts and 11th grade peer counseling. I dropped her class both times. She was just... mean. She gave me a D in peer counseling because I didn't share my problems. I didn't like her.
    4th - Mrs. Glenn, 12th grade language arts. One of those teachers who doesn't care about her students. She deems the students that don't care about her class as worthless and stupid. My mom didn't like her because she would, nicely at least, tell my mother I was dumb. She bugged me for a lot of reasons.
    5th - HES-1 teacher, a couple years ago. She wasn't a bad person, but... she shouldn't've been teaching.
    6th - ASL-3 teacher, last spring. Failed most of the class. Though she wasn't deaf herself, she would go on rants about how awful hearning people are. She was really rude, and I did not deserve the grade I got.
    7th - Mr. Leatham, geology tomorrow morning. He's freaking loony. Just absolutely nuts.

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    Ms. Ruzek and my Calculus teacher (I can't remember his name for the life of me....) both had a nasty affinity for talking to the board, and screaming through one example, and leaving us high and dry (By us I mean the rest of the class....of course). 'Course when you ask for help on a problem they generally just give you an answer. Any other teacher I thought was a "bitch," I now realize was just pushing me to be all I could be. 'Course I never had a teacher like DMKA, either.

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    I hated my 7th grade orchestra teacher, Mrs. Boles. She basically told me I sucked so I ended up quitting the next year.

    And my Algebra teacher from freshman year, Mrs. Hoyt, and her husband and my Biology teacher Mr. Hoyt, from sophomore year. Mrs, because she sent me to the assistant principal for a stupid reason (wearing a bracelet that was "out of dress code", and it wasn't, the AP even told me so), and Mr, because he always touched the girls in our class in a weird way and he just freaked me out.
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    My 1st grade teacher was so mean to us, she yelled at my class for no reason whatsoever
    My 3rd grade teacher broke her leg like a million times (yes i'm over exaggerating) and didn't teach us for over half of the year, we had some stupid supply teacher that nobody liked.
    4th grade we had a teacher that spoke so fast you had to ask him what he said 4 or 5 times, he embaressed me infront of the class (like i wasn't low enough ) at the end of the year he ran away (out of canada) because my freind had apparently threatend him.
    6th grade the teacher always took us outside to play soccer instead of doing work
    8th grade the teacher was fat (realy really FAT!), discusting always yelles at us, talks about himself too much then says we're behind in class, he was litterally yellow skined ....... just really really fat and really really nasty
    and the music teacher pissed me off soo much "your so good... you'll go pro.... i'm dissapointed.... " nobody liked them so it was fun making them angry
    We'll grade 9 seems pretty good so far....

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    My Algebra teacher in 7th grade would always tell us to 'look it up in the book' whnever we came to her with a problem, and then when most of the class failed a test, she'd yell at us for not coming to her for help.

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    My physics teacher last year made me cry. =| She was just mean.


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    my comp sci prof writes our lecture notes on his dashboard on the morning the notes are used on a napkin, while his wife drives him to work.

    also he overuses the words 'this', 'that', 'this goes here and that goes here, so we get this' etc. so by the time he's started talking about what happens, he totally lost me.


    when i was in kindergarden or preschool, i did not want to take the obligatory nap so i started crying, so the teacher made all the kids line up around me and point and laugh.
    in grade 1 i wooed her daughter. take that bitch.

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    I had a Social Studies teacher in seventh grade that hated me because I knew things, like current events. I guess she thought it was a pain when she paraphrased something in the news wrong and I corrected her. I was treated like a kindergartener and was punished by sitting out in the hall. ~_~ I did not and do not think very highly of her.

    My tenth grade history/S.S. teacher was pretty awesome, and I couldn't do that to him; part of class was devoted to watching CNN in class and taking notes. Awesome teacher.

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