SPAM grrr i smegging hate you

[Yamaneko]

I was going to say something along those lines too.

[Del Murder]

Second banana.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

Porn and stuff from ebay.

[Casey]

Most of the time though it's either your a winner of 1,000,000 click here to win your prize blah blah blah, enter your email address so you can get more spam!! Then theirs russian mail order brides... and imatch maker crap...

[DMKA]

This is a load



Of pointless crap



In random font faces




And colours



And for some bizzare reason



Forwarding them to everyone you know



Will result in world peace, lots of hot people wanting you, you becoming a billionaire and free hats for all.



OMG I HOEP DIS MAED URE DAY BETA UD BETA SEND DIS 2 ALL UR M8S AND AL URE WISHEZ WIL COM TRU IF U SEND IT 2 30 PEEPZ IN DA NEXT 4 MINS LOLZ!!!!!!!!! ITS TRU TRY ITTTTTTTT!

IF U DONT DA GOST OF ADOLF HITLA WIL COM AND GIV U DA BUBONIC PLAGUE WHILE SINGING SAD SONGZ ABOUT COWBOIZ!?!?!?!!? U DONT BELIVE ME?!!??! HERES A REAL ACOUNT FROM JEBUS:

"I didn't sent this to 30 people in 4 minutes, then the ghost of Adolf Hitler came and gave me the bubonic plague while singing sad songs about cowboys! Oh I wish I'd sent this on!"

C!??!!?!? NOW GET 2 IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Psy...you couldn't of said it more perfect....XDXDXD

[Samuraid]

I generally never read spam for that reason...

There was a time my yahoo account was getting 4MB a day...I hate spam with an even greater passion as a result.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Some of my female friends delight in sending me the chain letters. I delight in deleting them and replying, pointing out several flaws in the emails. Of course, maybe that's the reason why I can't get a date...

[Peegee]

A real email:

Greetings,

Account Name: Peegee
Realm:US East1
Server(s): Arthas
Character Name:Peegee

Offense: Spamming general chat in Darkshore with inappropriate language

Details:

The actions detailed above have been deemed inappropriate for World of Warcraft by the In-Game Support staff of Blizzard Entertainment. As a result, this account has received a warning.

For further information, please view the World of Warcraft harassment policy and Terms of Use Agreement: (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/policy/harassment.shtml) and (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/termsofuse.shtml).

Be aware that additional inappropriate actions may result in further disciplinary action, including account closure. We thank you in advance for respecting our position and hope that you will continue to enjoy your gaming experience in World of Warcraft.

Regards,
Arythan
Game Master
Blizzard Entertainment
www.worldofwarcraft.com

[Rye]

My friend sends me a lot of chain letters. :/

[Dr.K]

Spam nowadays comes thick and fast - satellite tv, enlarging the mass of your reproductive organs, dating, "here's that 10 quid i owe you" etc.etc.etc. - MSN gives you them all

[Jojee]

This is a load



Of pointless crap



In random font faces




And colours



And for some bizzare reason



Forwarding them to everyone you know



Will result in world peace, lots of hot people wanting you, you becoming a billionaire and free hats for all.



OMG I HOEP DIS MAED URE DAY BETA UD BETA SEND DIS 2 ALL UR M8S AND AL URE WISHEZ WIL COM TRU IF U SEND IT 2 30 PEEPZ IN DA NEXT 4 MINS LOLZ!!!!!!!!! ITS TRU TRY ITTTTTTTT!

IF U DONT DA GOST OF ADOLF HITLA WIL COM AND GIV U DA BUBONIC PLAGUE WHILE SINGING SAD SONGZ ABOUT COWBOIZ!?!?!?!!? U DONT BELIVE ME?!!??! HERES A REAL ACOUNT FROM JEBUS:

"I didn't sent this to 30 people in 4 minutes, then the ghost of Adolf Hitler came and gave me the bubonic plague while singing sad songs about cowboys! Oh I wish I'd sent this on!"

C!??!!?!? NOW GET 2 IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I did that, and we are all a step closer to world peace ^^ Plus tons of hot people want me and I'm a billionaire AND I got a free hat. Pass it on!

[Meat Puppet]

Wow, I just got an e-mail from a friendly Arabian fellow, asking me to give him US$10,000 for his oil business. Sweeet. That means I'll get twice as much back, right? *pays*


*didn't really*

[Spritz]

I know... lets make a chain letter saying that chain letters suck! It's so ironic and stupid is has to work. If it doesn't then blame Psycotic and his bad luck chain letters D=.

I only get spam from John Lewis' and stupid chain letters about me dieing if i don't press 'send' with all my friends e-mails in the 'To:' column. Lucky hobos with your free spam porn...

[Wuggly Blight]

I get chain letters,
loans
mortgages,
penis enlargments
be your own boss
porn messages.
and they wont... get... LOST!

[Aurey]

I usually get chain letters that deal with Bloody Mary and pizzas flashing across your computer screen from friends. I like to read them because they're so full BS. My mom's the only one who gets spam mail in my household.

I once got an e-mail from my grandmother's boyfriend with a picture of a dead guy in a dead alligator's open stomach with it's intestines and such all over itself. It was just lovely.