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    Angry SPAM grrr i smegging hate you

    So what kind of spam do you get, i just got one trying to sell me prostitutes. It's bloody freaking me out, the amount of spam i get is amazing every time i check my inbox ther's more, my 8 year old sister even got one selling plastic surgery to increase your penis size! Thats just bloody wrong

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    I keep getting this spam telling me to stop stalking BoB and Shlup, Restraining orders, ha like they mean anything...
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    This is a load



    Of pointless crap



    In random font faces




    And colours



    And for some bizzare reason



    Forwarding them to everyone you know



    Will result in world peace, lots of hot people wanting you, you becoming a billionaire and free hats for all.




    OMG I HOEP DIS MAED URE DAY BETA UD BETA SEND DIS 2 ALL UR M8S AND AL URE WISHEZ WIL COM TRU IF U SEND IT 2 30 PEEPZ IN DA NEXT 4 MINS LOLZ!!!!!!!!! ITS TRU TRY ITTTTTTTT!

    IF U DONT DA GOST OF ADOLF HITLA WIL COM AND GIV U DA BUBONIC PLAGUE WHILE SINGING SAD SONGZ ABOUT COWBOIZ!?!?!?!!? U DONT BELIVE ME?!!??! HERES A REAL ACOUNT FROM JEBUS:

    "I didn't sent this to 30 people in 4 minutes, then the ghost of Adolf Hitler came and gave me the bubonic plague while singing sad songs about cowboys! Oh I wish I'd sent this on!"

    C!??!!?!? NOW GET 2 IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I'm constantly getting spam asking me to buy property, insurance, or refinance my house. I'm only 16! Jesus!

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    They couldn't post the prostitute to my country, even after I paid for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    This is a load



    Of pointless crap



    In random font faces




    And colours



    And for some bizzare reason



    Forwarding them to everyone you know



    Will result in world peace, lots of hot people wanting you, you becoming a billionaire and free hats for all.




    OMG I HOEP DIS MAED URE DAY BETA UD BETA SEND DIS 2 ALL UR M8S AND AL URE WISHEZ WIL COM TRU IF U SEND IT 2 30 PEEPZ IN DA NEXT 4 MINS LOLZ!!!!!!!!! ITS TRU TRY ITTTTTTTT!

    IF U DONT DA GOST OF ADOLF HITLA WIL COM AND GIV U DA BUBONIC PLAGUE WHILE SINGING SAD SONGZ ABOUT COWBOIZ!?!?!?!!? U DONT BELIVE ME?!!??! HERES A REAL ACOUNT FROM JEBUS:

    "I didn't sent this to 30 people in 4 minutes, then the ghost of Adolf Hitler came and gave me the bubonic plague while singing sad songs about cowboys! Oh I wish I'd sent this on!"

    C!??!!?!? NOW GET 2 IT!!!!!!!!!!!
    OMG N0000000000000000
    FOA

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    I get the kind with the bits of pimento mixed in.

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    You name it, I get it.

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    1.free porn
    2.Webcam girls
    3.Stock tips?
    4.Some weird advertisment on viagra and penis enlargers





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    Quote Originally Posted by Azar
    I'm constantly getting spam asking me to buy property, insurance, or refinance my house. I'm only 16! Jesus!
    ya me too and i was stupid enough to open some then I got some viruses so i just blocked them

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    I don't get any spam anymore
    Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps

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    I had a Spam and onion sandwich when I visted Great Barrier Island just outside Aukland harbor. It was very tasty.

    But in my email, I get all kinds of things from freaky enlargement advertisements to pornography (lots of that, actually) bank loans, IRS breaks, Lawyers, ex-girlfriends, buying stock, buying Rich Dad Poor Dad stuff, all kinds of things. I mean, I've been in school for 6 years now! where the bloody fr***in' h*** do they think my money is? If they know where it is, I wish they'd tell me because I haven't any and everybody's always trying to sell me crap.

    Makoto, Honesty.

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    i get alot of ones to increase the size of my penis. I'm a girl though, plus an awfull lot of girls like Bunny and Mitzi want to meet me. Oh did i mention, I'm a girl?
    It doesn't matter what any of us is looking for,we'll never find it,
    because it's not even there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacred Phoenix
    i get alot of ones to increase the size of my penis. I'm a girl though, plus an awfull lot of girls like Bunny and Mitzi want to meet me. Oh did i mention, I'm a girl?
    Spam knows no gender.
    Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps

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    I'm glad I opened this thread because I got to read eest's response.

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