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    step 1: get Cyan out of your party.
    step 2: hold down the attack button. AVAST YE MATEYS
    step 3: Arr, ya got me. Here's my ship.

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    Wow, this thread really made me "LOL". Isn't that nice?

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    The clipping on the sprite isn't very good ... :P

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    Sleep with it. That's how I usually get my bosses to give me a promotion.

    ...if I were female.

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    Try running away.....goodness that thing is huge





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    Appease to his vain self "Oh RSL, you are the sexiest. sexor me"
    Then hit him as he blushes.


    "I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"

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    I heard if you can guess what RSL stands for he'll join your team.
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought RSL stood for:

    "masteR of the known and unknown universeS and alL other things"

    It's one of those really short acronyms that leave out the unimportant things.

    ... or was it the Ravager of Sex and Lust? oi' RSL changed his title so much, it's hard to remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eö Telrúnya
    The clipping on the sprite isn't very good ... :P
    Wow, picky picky.

    The only way to beat RSL is to start Antonio Gates against him, he doesn't have any good tight ends to counter you.
    Mr Thou! Mr Thou!

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    RSL
    HP:9999999999999999999999999(etc)
    MP: " " x3

    Drops: Normal: Carrot of strength Rare: SUPERMEGAOMGROFL carrot
    Steal: Carrot x99, Carrot Sword of justice

    Strategy: Haha you've run into this mother. All stats must be maxed and you may have a chance*. Everyone must equip the pirate hanging rope and Ragnacarot. When you start, use hastega and protectega**. Then attack, attack, attack and use magic such as carrotpie. If RSL uses raining carrot, you will die. Heal statuses such as poisonedcarrot with Remedy. Once you have done enough damage, RSL will keel over and hit the deck, only for you to discover that it was faking and will kill you all, and erase your memory card.

    Note: Steal the ship beforehand to help your chances***.


    *not really
    **These will not work. There is no such move as protectega
    ***Not really, I just wanted to see if you would try it.


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSL says n0 to cigarettes
    Im sorry, but he is un beatable.
    he is unbeatable!! so just run and take the looonnnggg way
    there is were you will find the fluffiest Teddy Bear and the best tasting cookie
    Then you back to him, and bribe/distract him
    Last edited by Faris; 12-06-2004 at 10:11 PM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Not At All RSL
    half-tempted to ruin the game for you guys
    Raistlin died at the end of disc 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSL4Matty
    Wow, picky picky.

    The only way to beat RSL is to start Antonio Gates against him, he doesn't have any good tight ends to counter you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rai St. Lin
    I know
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    my strategy is to take away his backup QB then watch his starting QB get hurt.

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    Hey, I offered the trade. So it was my strategy to give you a crappy QB for a RB who is having one heck of a night. So no regrets there.

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