Sean was the only Bond. Everybody else was just a pretender. Except for Roger Moore. he was a sleaze. Freaky. and he was in that one in Egypt for which "Nobody does it better" was the theme song. Just not a Bond song. Ok, just no. yeah ok, just turn around. no. before you start, no.

Sean has this gentlemanly air about him that none of the other guys seemed to comprehend. Brosnan came close. but still wasn't Sean.

I will be like Sean someday. I'll be a million years old and still cool. and attractive to the young ladies. even though I'm married. and happy being married.