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    The REAL reason why BoB is broken...

    I think his reason why is just a cover up for the real thing that happened...being abused by Award Guy.

    Any other theories?

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    I beat him in arm wrestling.

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    Uhm.. he fell while changing a light bulb?
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    I flayed him too much. Accidentally hit the bone. Whoops.
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    Q: How many BoB's does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: No one knows 'cause none have yet succeeded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robot
    Q: How many BoB's does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the chair...?
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    I think someone else should do the awards for him ... someone trustworthy and helpful ...

    Oh dear. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robot
    Q: How many BoB's does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: No one knows 'cause none have yet succeeded.
    what took you guys so long ti start these jokes? and i change light bulbs all the time! this was an evil light bulb of doom
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    Q: How many BoBs does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Three: One to change the light bulb, one to break his hand and one to demand that more bones be broken so he can beat last June's record.

    (PS: I bet he did it while spanking a monkey! )

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    I don't think he broke it at all. It's just a ruse for attention.
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    This forum now comes with a 'How to Change a Lightbulb' guide to avoid such problems again.
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    A: One, but it doesn't stop the other 5,000 thinking up godawful punchlines.
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    Q: How many EoFFers does it take to TELL an obvious joke?
    A: 5000, 1 to start the topic, 4999 to spam the thread.

    ...yes, and this post would be spam #1.

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    Aww. How dare you all make fun of BoB's injury! It's an injustice!!!!
    Although that didn't stop me from laughing harder than hell when I found out and even harder when I saw the picture of the injured hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robot
    Q: How many BoB's does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Only one, but he screws it from his computer.

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