1st off, dont look at anyone "funny" if you catch my drift.
2nd, do not talk about fight cluuuuuu...... i mean E-OFF
3rd, dont drink the water
4th, always wear a seat belt.
5th, dont run with scissors
6th, everyday at 3:00pm you must watch family fued
7th, employers must wash hands
8th, no double posting ect ect ect.
9th, NO OSTRIDGES
10th, no calling anyone a slag

follow these easy rules and you will become king.