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    Default The NEW EoFF Family Tree!

    I'm tired of all this "EoFF family crap." I find it highly offensive and innapropriate, and have avoided participating for as long as it has existed.

    Until now because this will be far more amusing.

    I'm going to make a new family tree. This is how it works:

    Everyone post up to three EoFF family members behind a spoiler tag. They can be your sibling or your child. That's it. You can't pick your parents, they pick you.

    EXAMPLE:
    Daughter: Carles Manson
    Older Brother: Marilyn Manson
    Older Sister: Your Mom


    I'll start collecting the data and make a family tree. ^_^

    This may turn out miserably, but it seemed like a fun idea so I'm going for it.

    EDIT: They're behind spoiler tags so as not to influence your decision, though you're welcome to look after you've posted if you don't want to be surprised.

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    (SPOILER)Sisters: Yazoo'squeen, Faris, MoonsEcho Somebody adopt us please, we're starving.
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    (SPOILER)
    Little Brother: Ansem


    That's all I can come up with.

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    I am going to make you my (SPOILER)daughter, Shlup. And your brother will be, uh...Joel. Yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    They can be your sibling or your child.
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    <b>Husband</b>: ButThePoncho

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    I refuse to take part in this. However, if anyone wants me to be a brother, I won't mind.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I was going to say spouse but I decided to let common children determine that. *fixes*

    Looking at Joel's and then Kiro's, I think I'm gonna die. ;_;

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    (SPOILER)Brother: Agent Proto~Sister: Shlup~

    "Everything has a purpose. It's your life's mission to find yours."

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    Hey, you're the one that made the thread.

    (SPOILER)And don't you talk in that tone of voice, young lady.

    EDIT: (SPOILER)Mother of God, I'm like a 16th-century aristocrat. 6 children already.

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    I don't know if I want to particapate in this just yet I'll see how it goes from here just know I might join in.

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    (SPOILER)eestlinc is my brother's brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder
    (SPOILER)eestlinc is my brother's brother.
    Don't make me have to start a D=e? thread.

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    You don't want to go down that road. The end of it would shock even you.

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    (SPOILER)Im thinkin' DMKA just might be my brother in arms, same with necronopticous, and i guess chaos could be my really hot sister. (sorry chaos)

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    This is turning ugly. ... >_>

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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