Life Would Be More Interesting If...

[Del Murder]

...if the Legend of Zelda was a Bible story.

[Calliope]

...if I was comissioned to rewrite the bible

[theundeadhero]

Livers and fingers randomly fell from the sky.

[Del Murder]

...if people wore space helmets all the time.

[Yamaneko]

..if the man in the moon was actually The Man.

[Del Murder]

...if The Man were president.

[muchacho]

... if avacado and bean dip were the soultion to all forms of illness.

... if E-OFF was accually a secret orginazation trying to take over the world and starting a new nation of its own by building giant walking tanks with nuclear missles.

[Dignified Pauper]

If I could bring my crazy imaginative inventions to life with thought.

[Agent Proto]

...people understand that there can't be two consecutive ifs in a sentence.

[FightClubFan#47]

...we were all moombas

...Passion of the Christ was a game

...religens were considered cults and cults were considered relisions.

[Samuraid]

...no one could die.


Wow, that's a strange thought.

[DarkMaelstrom]

If when we commit a wrong, we were to be pinished like Prometheus.
(story of an immortal god who stole fire for mankind, and was sentenced to be chained to a big rock, and every day a raven would come to that rock and peck out his liver. But since he was immortal, his liver would grow bak and the raven would come back...kinda interesting)

[Del Murder]

...people understand that there can't be two consecutive ifs in a sentence.

...if there could be! (did it on purpose by the way )

[theundeadhero]

...if people wore space helmets all the time.

I have a friedn at home who wears a space helment alot. It is pretty interesting.

[Eö Telrúnya]

Life would be more interesting if nobody had any arms.