... there was a tv show where morons would be mass murdered.
It's not?Originally Posted by muchacho
... there was a tv show where morons would be mass murdered.
It's not?
... Weed, Guns, and Hard Liquor were all sold at one place, and they could be bought at a low price through a drive through. (And we could find a use for each of those things on the way back home)
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I stole this from somewhere or something, but I can't remember it now.
...someone dressed up in a turkey suit gave me a hug.
.... if psychotic was a liveing being and not a computer generated machine bent on world domination
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...animals could talk. Especially fish. Especially especially the catfish with whiskers.
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...if you could choose how you looked. (Man, being Cloud would be so awesome)
...if we could choose our own job class.
...if we all had our own universe.
...if EOFF had spellcheck.
Remember, the things in parenthesis are (not) important.
There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can countand those who can't.
There's a store near my house that sells liquor in a drive thru.
... if I could make people turn into hot chocolate.
Signature by rubah. I think.
...if everyone had a twin.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
...if everyone had baby arm syndrome
Buh!?!?!?!?!?
...Shlupmoo took a vow of chastity and became a monk.
That it would.
...Zombies worked those low-paying, esteem-killing jobs that no one ever really wants.
...America was Socialist.
...they'd just send me that damn Hogwarts letter. Yes, I know, it's 11 years late, but I'm fairly sure the owl simply got lost.
Life would be more interesting if everything was one giant message board.
Now that's a scary thought.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
...if lap dances were tax deductible.
Remember, the things in parenthesis are (not) important.
There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can countand those who can't.
If
..if everyone was telepathic or empathetic... no one could hurt anyone else..because the pain you cause becomes your own. No lies because everyone would know your intentions...hmm..on the other hand, maybe it would only be more boring without the mystery.
Veni, veni, venias, Ne me mori facias, Gloriosa, Generosa (Come come oh, come, Don't let me die, Glorious, Noble).
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