Since the first time I saw a post of yours, I've had that phrase, "Gyrating Like A Possum!" stuck in my head.

You are furniture, don't get me wrong. It isn't like I remember what you post, and I'll sure as Hell forget that your screen name is, uh, whatever it is, by the time I finish this post.

But on the bright side, your sig is like a branding iron on my brain.