I think the FASTEST way is to go into every forum and post as many FF sucks threads as you can.

However...

Quote Originally Posted by Rainecloud
taking time to talk to people you're interested in, attempting to help members out with any problems they might have by posting in the EoEo forum, and adding people to your AIM/Y!M/MSN/ICQ messenger programs.
...is probably one of the BEST ways to get in the community.

I also think that you should get into an admins pant only if you fit. I have a 34" waist, by the way...