2) Best Male
Agent Proto - Jeffy is suffering from delusions. He claims to be "Ace" and "Pr00t" and even "The son of Bill Clinton". But IS he? I don't think so. Except the last one. And is he really an Agent? An Agent of what? Orange? AGENT ORANGE? ...I think I've discovered a conspiracy, I don't care to know how deep it goes!
Big D - I've always wondered about Big D. Is he
really a big D, or is he compensating for something?
Del Murder - Delly Belly, Delly Boo, he loves jelly, he loves you! (Sing it to some old people and see what they do!)
Denmark - I thought of this user name, so I demand riches if he wins this. Have you been marked by Den? Has he touched your heart in ways you thought weren't possible? Do you have a spiritual connection with him? Yes? You're a freak.
Giga Guess - Guess who? No really, guess, I implore you! It's Giga Guess! Did you guess? Anyway, I wonder if he'll give out 10,000,000 Giga Points to the world if he wins. Guess if he does!
Loony BoB - Broke his hand while "changing a lightbulb", this soc means business, having won it last time! Will he this time? WILL HE?! OH AWARD GUY WHY DON'T YOU PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY! Are we in misery? If we are, it's BoB's fault!
The sun shines on... Psychotic
RSL - Will Raistlin's Shaven Legs come triumphant in this Ciddie? I have a feeling he received a vote, but just who from?!
The Captain - He's not The Captain of the Titanic, I discovered, and I think at this stage he's won four (possibly 5, depends on Best Veteran) Ciddies. He's the new HOOTERS! He's gonna win everything in sight! Run for the hills!
Yamaneko - I'm gonna stick with what I said in my commentary for him about this award:
Yama "He was a sk8er boi she said see you l8er boi, he wasn't good enough for her". Possibly Russian/Transvestite/both?
3) Best Female
anime_angel - anime_angel is new to EoFF. She lives in Greece or a castle in the sky. She's been nominated for this here award (which might explain why I'm typing about her) and gosh darnit she intends to win it or shoot you all in the liver! Apparently.
fire_of_avalon - fire_of_avalon is an astronaut, currently living in a penthouse suite in Morocco. Her interests include water-skiing and invading non-Morroccan countries. That's what I've been told, anyway!
Fuzakeru - Already having won horniest member, Fuza is on the hunt for another Ciddie, and has specifically not stated "I will gouge the eyes out of anyone who beats me for Best Female". I know that I for one, am scared.
kikimm - The main question about kikimm is: Do you pronounce her name "Key Key Em Em" or "Kick 'em!" Personally I prefer the former, as I like keys. I mean, who doesn't, except for those stoned little things in Kingdom Hearts?
Leeza - This kitty bites back: She's got CATTITUDE! I haven't been waiting the entire Ciddies to use that line. Perhaps! A quote from Leeza which has nothing to do with this award: "Hmmm...interesting." You heard it here first, folks!
RSL - What can be said about RSL that has not already been said? Truly a great female, and I will not have anything said against him.
Rusty - Rusty is an Aussie who likes heaps of things such as saying "heaps". Will this give her heaps more of a chance in this Ciddie? You'll have to tune in to find out! ...or just read this thread in 20 minutes as Award Guy seems to love making us wait for these things.
Rye - As I'm typing this, this crazy little Spongebob fanatic won Cutest Female. She told me that she would "die" in order to keep Spongebob alive. As I don't like Spongebob, I'm going to grab a flame thrower and put this theory to the test.
ShlupQuack - Isn't she slightly too male to be nominated for this award?
TheAbominatrix - TheAbominatrix currently has an army of clones (of whom?
Morry Taylor of course!) and she may or may not or mayhaps have plans to make them dance upon her victory in this Ciddie, should it occur!
Xander - Rumour has it that she likes pandas. I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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