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ShlupQuack
Cid
What’s there to say about Cid? He created Eyes on Final Fantasy in high school, and now reaps the benefits of his success with a beautiful wife and dog. Where would we all be right now without him? Out at a party? Doing homework? Something like that. Thank you, Papa Cid, for giving us all something to do when we should be doing more productive things.
Daryl
Daryl has been with Eyes on Final Fantasy for a long time, and does well to keep the lot of us grounded. She’s the checks to our balances, the Ricky to our Lucy. And she has a nice rack too.
Dr Unne
EoFF wouldn’t be what it is today without the dedication of one of our longest members, Dr Unne. Always willing to do the dirty work and tell us when we’re being retarded, Dr Unne is an invaluable member of Eyes on Final Fantasy, and he doesn’t get thanked nearly enough for all he’s done and continues to do.
Farah
Always helpful, always calm, and always grammatically correct, Farah seems content in the background doing a ton of grunt work that he never gets proper credit for. Farah, though his name changes pretty regularly, is a constant at EoFF that we wouldn’t want to do without.
Loony BoB
Long overlooked for adminning, Loony BoB spent a long damn time as a Cid’s Knight, ever dedicated to making EoFF better and more interesting. He’s come up with many fun things that are still a part of EoFF, and gets all the hot girls too. Damn him.
Roogle
With all the extremes in the EoFF staff, Roogle continues to be a constant, a balanced mix of the extremes. He’s always so nice, always so helpful, always so dedicated, and he’s cute too. His rack isn’t quite as nice as Daryl’s, but he makes up for it with his rockin’ tush.
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack is the goddess of EoFF, the embodiment of all that is good, and has a cute belly. She does next to nothing, but just having her around is blessing enough. Her presence keeps EoFF running smoothly, pleasantly, and pinkly. Let us all bow down in her honor.
Big D
Though not as Big as you’d imagine a Big D to be, Big D has a big heart and not a big ego. He doesn’t sweat the small stuff and is one of those solid anchors that all of those crazy spoon-faces staff members need.
Del Murder
Del Murder is a pleasure to have around both as a staff member and as a person. We all appreciate his help and his entertainment, as well as his willingness to tell people when they’re being stupid.
Kawaii Ryûkishi
A staff member of old, Kawaii Ryûkishi somehow snuck onto the EoFF staff and continues to torment us all on a regular bases, inspiring the most vicious nightmares and highest psychiatry bills. However, when someone really needs to be told their an idiot and he does it it’s just the greatest thing in the world. And he’s good at video games too.
Leeza
Whenever someone wants to cuddle a staffer, who else is there to think of but Leeza? And not a creepy cuddle like with Unne or BoB, but a real cuddle where you get all snuggly and happy. She’s so nice.
Matty Pie!
When we do things and then Matty Pie! helps and we like that, because that’s what he does. In the world of the EoFF staff, Matt is an individual who stands somewhere between the sane and the insane. Most people may not know it, but he can be quite opinionated and persuasive.
RSL
There’s a reason RSL was the theme of EoFF’s recent anniversary celebration: He’s been on staff as long as Sean! That alone makes him cool, since it can be so hard for some people to hang. He always keeps a cool head, and we all value his opinion. And his beard. Rockin’ beard.
Xander
Everyone loves pandas and, thusly, everyone loves Xander. Just another one of the awesome combination of females the EoFF staff has. She’s such an absolute sweetie, and always has something useful to say. She’s a ray of sunshine for our little message board.
Yamaneko
Yamaneko is a nut just waiting to be cracked, though, try as we might, his shell remains firm. He’s one of those people that doesn’t suck though, so good for him. It’s always nice to have him around to brighten our day, except those times when he laughs maniacally while crushing our hopes and dreams. Then he sucks.
