A very good thread idea. Nice work, Trumpet Thief(s).

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To Meat Puppet: I give a Gingerbread Men, in hopes that they will become the new odd couple.
To Psychotic: A signed photograph of Ian Rush.
To Misfit: An Egg.
To Denmark: A Non-Aggression pact, that also states that we can each take half of Germany when we invade it (oh, the irony!)
To Loony BoB: A Mechanical Hand (batteries not included).
To Baloki: A Blowtorch w/ instructions on How to melt down your awards statuettes
To Levian: A sexy photo.
To Rainecloud: A ticket to WWE Wrestlemania 21 (To counteract Shlup meanness).
To The Captain: A good ol' fashioned greetings card.
To Pee Gee: A hobbit-goat hybrid with SARS.
To Trumpet Thief: An Audi TT for TT.
To Triple T: One and a half Audi TTs, for TTT.
To Dr. Unne: RSL
To Earthworm Jim (If he reads this): Super Powers
To Doc Sark: A Liverpool Season Ticket, 'cause he deserves it.


I'd post more, but there's a limit of fifteen, for some crazy reason.