(SPOILER)To Trumpet Theif: I will buy him a trombone
(SPOILER)To Czech Republic: I will buy him a razor blade, so he can shave that dude in his profile
(SPOILER)To Psychotic: My heart (not a real one, just a crappy one made from clay
(SPOILER)To Misfit: that dumb egg
(SPOILER)To SquallKicksAss: A hat! And earthworm jim hat!
(SPOILER)To MistaCloudStrife: Photoshop, in an imaginary world where I could afford it!
(SPOILER)To Denmark: soap
(SPOILER)To Myself: porn