An EOFF Christmas

[Levian]

To Misfit:-----(SPOILER) Roadkill.
To Psychotic:-----(SPOILER) Margaret Thatcher's toenails in an isolated jar.
To Czech Republic:-----(SPOILER)
To Trumpet Thief:-----(SPOILER) I'll leave cookies in the house in case you get hungry the next time you break into my house looking for trumpets.
To Meat Puppet:-----(SPOILER) FFI.
To Rye:-----(SPOILER) Amy Lee.
To Xander:-----(SPOILER) A panda that can breathe fire.
To Loony BoB:-----(SPOILER) More votes for his silly avatar
To Mikztsu:-----(SPOILER) Bondage tools.
To Shlupquack:-----(SPOILER) Anything pink within reach. Nothing then, I guess. NO WAIT, YOU GET A BUCKET WITH FILTHY WATER INSIDE!.
To Strider:-----(SPOILER) Swords.
To Denmark:-----(SPOILER) A supermodel USA with a furry ass.
To Everybody else:-----(SPOILER) Switzerland.