Hello, new people. Welcome to a EoFF.

no, just something that lures noobies into his trap!
Then..... only survivors know, and their are none just those who were smart enough to escape in the first place have survived (like... ME!!)
Yes, none have survived except a few lucky people who are slowly starving to death in their hiding places. (oh, wait, I think Faris is making cookies, I wonder where she could be hiding ) Sound good, then come on in.