I'm tired of all this "EoFF family crap." I find it highly offensive and innapropriate, and have avoided participating for as long as it has existed.

Until now because this will be far more amusing.

I'm going to make a new family tree. This is how it works:

Everyone post up to three EoFF family members behind a spoiler tag. They can be your sibling or your child. That's it. You can't pick your parents, they pick you.

EXAMPLE:
Daughter: Carles Manson
Older Brother: Marilyn Manson
Older Sister: Your Mom

I'll start collecting the data and make a family tree. ^_^

This may turn out miserably, but it seemed like a fun idea so I'm going for it.

EDIT: They're behind spoiler tags so as not to influence your decision, though you're welcome to look after you've posted if you don't want to be surprised.