If you had to conquer the world...
Ok, so I posted this topic a year ago or something, but the responds were all so silly, and none of them worked either, believe me.
So, how would you conquer the world?
I think I'd start with attacking Ghana. Nobody would suspect weapons of mass destruction in Ghana. After that I'd nuke the northern hemisphere. How about you?
I'd make a deal with The Greys.
Id first go after Russia, and shoot nukes at Cuba,Pakistan,India,North Korea,Iran and also shoot a bunch at China (all the countries that have nukes). Then after that is all done, nuke the whole entire middle east. Take over Canada,Mexico, South America, all of it, because what army do they have?Then the polar ice caps start melting and the tides rise way above normal. Then its post nuclear fallout and most of the humans on earth die, all around the world!
You've obviously never heard of M.A.D.Originally Posted by noname
What's M.A.D.?
Mothers against Drunkdriving.
I'd start with England and Scotland and Aussieland and all those places with spiffy accents because... I dunno. I might never actually get to conquering the world but I will meet tons of guys with hot accents....
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Mutually Assured Destruction. If you lauch a nuke at a country that has nukes, without human input, the computers will automatically send a nuke back, hence the name, mutually assuring destruction to both sides.
I didnt know that, thats kinda funny.
Hmm, I can't use any of these. You must come up with something better.
It would have to be done by brainwashing people into following me.
There's no other way to do it that doesn't involve killing.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I'd nuke China and blame Canada.
I'd genetically engineer butterflies to do my evil bidding. Because no-one ever suspects the butterfly.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
Put a disease, which lowers self thought and stops people questioning others' actions, in cereal, which has a high rate of transfer between organisms, humans, which will pass to everyone in the world! Make sure you're the only one with the vaccine for it though! =o
I'd start by taking over the Internet and censoring all views I find to be unacceptable. I think from there, political domination would soon follow.
Post big pictures of me in some city I know nothing about, pretend I rule it and threaten to attack America. Wait for America to attack, then evacuate, find another city and repeat.
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