I think that I'd read Mein Kampf first. Then I'd get myself a black belt in Ninja!.

Then I'd go around and start killing world leaders. Maybe I'd make it look like other countries attacked each other and such.

Then, utilizing the brainwashing persuasive speech tactics of Hitler and the Nazis (Which would be a totally evil, but somehow desirable name for a band), I would reunite the world under me.

Or maybe I'd be sneaking around all ninja-like and get shot for being somewhere I don't belong.


Note: I am so bad at this spam stuff.