1. I'd like to invent some kind of virtual martial arts arcade fighting simulator which simulates pain proportionate to how it would really feel to, say, have Street Fighter II Blance chew my skull open. I'll be able to quit when I really can't bear the pain! Not when some stupid health meter runs to zero!

2. I want to write the all american novel.

3. Actually, I just want to make at least a couple bucks on something that I write.

4. I want to really feel like I know something. College trains you to be an intellectual, but that's pseudo-intelligence. I want to be able to survive in the modern world the same way I can survive on a mountain trail.

5. Oh yeah. And I want to meet the love of my life. That'd be swell.

6. I'd like to meet somebody who doesn't want to meet the love of his/her life.

7. And I'd like to have a personal license to commit random acts of violence against bad drivers, con artists, rapists, thieves, and anybody else I see fit.