That made me ROFL, for some reason, Meat Puppet.

First came ReflectedSin, then RS got a wifey and gave birth to SomethingBig who, strangely, was bigger than ReflectedSin. SomethingBig left for a while and came back on RSL day, when everyone's usernames changed. SomethingBig thought that his username was deleted, since he didn't know about the change(s), got married and then gave birth to LeafySmack. SomethingBig then realized what had happened, then murdered LeafySmack while he was only 30-45 minutes old. Poor baby.