school

[YunaGirl05]

What do you guys do when you don't want to go to school how do you get out of it. whats the best way to fake being sick?

[eestlinc]

eat rotten food.

[Necronopticous]

When I don't feel like going to school I go anyway because if I miss a day I miss a valuable lecture that I payed lots of money for at the beginning of the semester.

[Logan]

I haven't faked being sick in a long time. Hmm. I used to feign cramps the night before, and my dad would tell me if I felt the same way when I woke up in the morning to just stay in bed and not go to school. I'd never even set my alarm.

[Kirkpatrick]

I would just say "I don't feel well". :P I suppose you could claim you threw up, and flush the toilet, and no one would know...

I don't plan on missing any school this year though, and last year I was only sick (and not really very sick at all) for one day, in the second week of the year.

Really, it's usually not worth it, especially now that I miss so much school for extra-curricular stuff.

[Rabid Dogs]

Nicely done Necro! That's pretty much how I handle things. I have to leave my house before 7:00 and don't get home 'till after 4, but I haven't even been late for a class. Except the time I left my Scantrons in the car and had to run across both parking lots to get them. And then run back. With two minutes 'till class started. I was late.

[MistaCloudStrife]

Ehh... well in high school.... I would just skip... just leave... i know all of the security guards so i would lie to thier face and leave to go to the mall...

In College though... skipping isnt worth it unless your teacher is nice and lets u make up the work.. =P And you have a friend that lets u copy notes... thats nice ^_~

[Sephex]

Back when I was trying to get out of a day of grade school, I devised a pretty solid plan.
There was a rusty wagon under my back porch. So what I did was I snuck out early in the morning with a cup and took some of the rusty water inside the wagon inside my house. I poured it in the toilet and told my parents that I threw up. I stayed home that day for some reason.

My mom told me a story once where one of her friends faked falling down the stairs to skip school. The plan backfired and he really DID fall down the stairs. His mom felt so sorry for him-even though she knew he meant to fake it-and let him stay home for the day.

[Venom65437]

Just say you have explosive diarreha. It's fool proof.

[UltimateSpamGrover]

Just say you have explosive diarreha. It's fool proof.

yeah, that can work too

[Del Murder]

Cut off your arm. Of course, this can only work twice.

[krissy]

ferris buellers day off

[Mr. Graves]

You can imagine being sick, and actually become sick, I've heard.

I think I've actually pulled that off once.

[Kirkpatrick]

Yup. I could (I haven't tried recently) make myself feel sick to my stomach if I tried. That was a "useful" skill, I guess, but I was never actaully sick, so maybe it was all just in my mind :P

[Faris]

i can't fake being sick ,my mom takes my teperature then judges it, then she looks at the coloring of my skin.... sometimes i hate the fact that she was once a nurse.
So in my case, hide all the thermometers then throw up somehow (or do something that makes your face go pale, and don't use make-up) but i don't know if it works, i'm too honest to even try