school

[Craig]

I heard this girl in college today say that when she was in school she drank a cup of salt water in the morning which made her feel sick so her mum would think she was ill.

[Silmaril]

I was such a bad actor. I ALWAYS went to school coz of my mom. And my dad gives the 3rd degree like friggin hell...

[YunaGirl05]

I'm on;y in 8th garade so its not that big of deal. i hardely ever stay home even when i am sick. my moms a nurse so can't really fake sick just ask what you guys thought. but i will value your guys information.

[bennator]

Well, for me, it's easy... I'm lactose intolerant, so anything with Milk in it will make me sick ASAP.

[Shlup]

I used to just go to school and then leave with my friends.

Now I live on my own so if I don't want to go I just don't.

[UltimateSpamGrover]

Cut off your head. Of course this will only work once. But you get a permanent excuse.

...or get someone to do it for you!

:chop:

[612904398619]

i dont get it, so if people are lactose intolerant and cant drink milk, wouldnt your bones just be weak and brittle?

[Meat Puppet]

Calcium doesn't just come from milk.

[bennator]

[q="612904398619"]i dont get it, so if people are lactose intolerant and cant drink milk, wouldnt your bones just be weak and brittle?[/q]

I can drink milk, but only with medication (and milk is gross anyways)... cheese is fine, because the lactose is already fermented out. Other ways I get calcium include fish (yum), broccolli/spinach (yuck), and calcium tablets (meh).

[Baloki]

Never bothered faking being ill, its more effort then its worth, remember just because you go in doesn't mean you have to do anything

[Liam]

i think my last ''trying''to fake ill was..''omg mum i have a really sore ear...'' it didnt work tho...

[=Angelus=]

Well.. i do sometimes forget to switch off my study lamp at night... when i woke up, its uncomfortably hot.. i leaned my head against and Viola!! "mum! i think i have a fever! touch my head!!"

[Mindflare]

I never faked sick. However, if I got sick, I would take pleanty of time in recovering, often missing many days in a row.

[Belethdolien]

Just pretent you are dizy. And dont eat anything (unless your parents are not watching) wear baggy clothes, or dont get out of bed at all...