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    Bush arrested in Canada for war crimes

    Monday, November 29, 2004 Posted: 8:19 PM EST (0119 GMT)

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    OTTAWA, CANADA (AP) -- On the first of his two-day planned visit to Canada, George W. Bush was taken into custody by Canadian authorities citing war crime charges. The arrest claims that President Bush has been "party to the crime of torturing prisoners held in Guantánamo Bay and Abu Ghraib."

    Under Canadian law, even a non-citizen can be charged for crimes committed outside of Canada once that individual enters the country.

    Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin released a written statement indicating that "proceedings have commenced against President George W. Bush under the Crimes Against Humanity and War Crimes Act (s. 9(3))."

    Irwin Cotler, Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada, had began an investigation into the alleged crimes of the Bush administration on the basis of reports prepared by human rights organizations, journalists and scholars as well as recent decisions by U.S. courts.

    "Let this serve as a warning to any current or former official of the Bush administration, like Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld," said Cotler, "that they enter Canada at their own risk."

    Bush's trip to Canada was originally planned to negotiate security and trade issues with Martin, including the on-going ban on Canadian beef and the 27 percent tariff on softwood lumber imports imposed by the U.S. in 2001.

    Bush received a minor injury to his face during the arrest when Canadian authorities confronted members of the Secret Service trying to protect the president during the welcome ceremony.

    The charges were initially drafted by a group called Lawyers Against the War (LAW) and then adopted by Canadian prosecutors. Michael Mandel, Professor of Law and co-chair of LAW, issued the following statement:

    "The actions of George W. Bush and his administration are nothing short of mass murder. They have killed Iraqi civilians without any lawful justification or excuse. That's a crime in the United States and in Canada and under international law. No one is above the law, not even presidents. If they do terrible things, we are going to see to it that they are personally brought to justice. We are going to prosecute them for each and every crime they commit."
    U.S. condemns arrest as ‘illegal and dangerous'

    In a press conference this morning, White House spokesman Jim Morrell said, "Under international law, active foreign officials and diplomats are immune from state prosecution. Given this fact – and the sheer absurdity of these illegal and dangerous allegations – we demand the immediate release of President Bush and a formal apology from Canada to all Americans."

    While international law forbids issuing process against a head of state, Canadian prosecutors claim that there is nothing in the decided cases on immunity from local process that prevents the opening of an investigation into international crimes committed by any foreign government official.

    Both parties in the U.S. Congress also condemned the arrest. Democrats in the House stated that "the case against President Bush is without merit and flies in the face of international guidelines and basic common sense."

    Using the same expletive from a heated exchange earlier this year, Vice President weiner Cheney was overheard on the Senate floor with an even stronger response. "These charges are f****** outrageous."

    "The incarceration of a sitting U.S. president is unthinkable," stated Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay. "Prime Minister Martin must release President Bush without delay, or face the full glory, might and wrath of the United States of America."

    Martha Johnson, a Republican voter in Ohio, expressed similar outrage. "How dare these pretentious, liberal Canadians arrest our president? Who do they think they are? I can't believe their chutzpah. Forget North Korea and Iran … we must invade Canada next."
    Canadians are solidly Anti-Bush

    According to polls, Canadians are strongly opposed to the Iraq war and disagree with many of the president's domestic and foreign policies. An Ekos Research survey last month showed support at 84 percent for Canada's decision not to send troops to Iraq and 59 percent of respondents indicating an overall dislike of President Bush.

    The No to Bush Committee organized a large protest march in anticipation of the president's visit to Canada. Speakers include Naomi Klein, a writer known for her work against globalization, and Brandon Hughey, a U.S. war resister who escaped to Canada from Texas. The protest committee is composed of the New Democratic Party, the Canadian Peace Alliance, and the Canadian Arab Federation.

    Protesters were unanimous in their praise of the arrest this morning. "Yes, I believe that George W. Bush should be held accountable for his crimes in Iraq," stated Harold Smith from Toronto. "His actions in the U.S. and around the world have been reprehensible."

    Another protester justified Bush's arrest with a hypothetical analogy. "Let's say I heard that my ex-convict neighbor is stockpiling weapons in his apartment. I call the police but they don't act swiftly enough. So, in order to protect my family from this threat, I take matters into my own hand and break into my neighbor's home while torturing and killing members of his family. Of course, I do not find any weapons."

    "If justice is to be served, regardless if my claims had proven true, I would be thrown in jail forever for acting like an insane, murdering, vigilante cowboy. All we ask is that George W. Bush – who did the same exact thing in Iraqi on a larger, more horrifying scale – be likewise held accountable."

    A third protester was more literal. "Whatever his reasons, Bush invaded a sovereign country. He tortured and killed thousands of innocent people. He should feel very lucky that we Canadians, unlike the Texans, do not believe in the death penalty."


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    Yay or nay?

    I'm for nay. Regardless of how anti-Bush I am, this only spells trouble for American and Canadian relations.
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    Er... that link didn't work. I can't accept it as truth until I have a more valid claim backing it.

    Edit: I did a quick perusal of CNN.com and I saw nothing about that. Something like that would be front page news.

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    It didn't actually happen...wish it had though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSLoptium
    It didn't actually happen...wish it had though.

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    Do you mean that this is a complete hoax, or did CNN bend the story?
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    I think this is a hoax. That link doesn't work, and I went to CNN.com and didn't find anything about it. I'm not sure where you found it but I am pretty sure its completely false.

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    http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/canada.asp

    Hoax. Even if it was true, we'd probably end up invading Canada to get him back.
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    That we r cool.

    Anyways thats a hilarious story. It would be excellent. I would love every minute of it.
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    Yeah yeah... You all hate Bush.
    Why do people waste time writing and posting stuff like this.
    I read nearly half of it. What kind of sick mind would try to make me do that?

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    You got me excited too Something, I'll never trust you again! *cries*



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    Aw, suck it up, y'wieney. *Slaps optium around*

    And yup, it's a political satire.

    Bush Arrested for War Crimes!
    Will somebody teach Google News' algorithms a sense of humor?
    By Jack Shafer
    Posted Friday, Dec. 3, 2004, at 3:28 PM PT


    If you visited Google News on the evening of Dec. 1 at about 9 p.m. ET, you may have encountered this slightly ungrammatical headline atop the site's "Top Stories" section:

    "Canadians Authorities Arrest U.S. President Bush On War Charges."






    The headline was taken from the Axis of Logic Web site, and the lede of its story reproduced on Google News read, "Canadian authorities have arrested US president George W. Bush in Ottawa. He has been charged with several offences under Canada's War Crimes Act."

    Anyone who clicked through to the Axis of Logic story found themselves reading a piece clearly labeled "Political Satire" and viewing a Photoshopped picture of the president in handcuffs and a orange jail jumpsuit. For readers who hadn't gotten the joke by then, the next sentences drew it broader than the Hoover Dam:

    Vice-President weiner Cheney has mobilized the American military and all border crossings between the two nations have closed. Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has urged for calm in a short radio and television broadcast to the Canadian people immediately after the arrest.


    Axis of Logic Editor Les Blough says his progressive site posted the satire on Nov. 30, and reader response—as measured by e-mail—split evenly between folks who enjoyed the joke and those who were ticked off by it. But nobody who took the time to e-mail believed the story was fact. Just to make sure everybody got the joke, Blough added a note to the piece reiterating that the piece was satire.

    How did the satirical piece fool Google News into thinking it was news? When Google launched its news site in 2002, it boasted, "This page was generated entirely by computer algorithms without human editors," which is still the case. A helpful but harried Google spokesman directed me to a company page that explains why "articles appear to be out of context" from time to time on Google News. A deeper investigation is called for to determine why, in the two years since their invention, Google News' algorithms have yet to develop a sense of humor.

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    Thanks to Lillian Bennett, a Microsoft content producer, for capturing the screen shot of the Google News page. As most of you know, Slate is owned by Microsoft, which competes with Google. Send comments and criticisms to pressbox@hotmail.com. (E-mail may be quoted by name unless the writer stipulates otherwise.)


    Jack Shafer is Slate's editor at large.

    Photograph of George Bush on the Slate home page by Larry Downing/Reuters.
    I don't think the outcome would be good at all, if Bush was arrested.
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    I think if Bush was really arrested, the Americans would already made Canada their 52nd state. Altough I think it would be cool to see Bush behind bars . Just for fun ofcourse, else we will get a war and war is never fun.

    It's creative tough to make such a newsmessage.

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    well, I suppose this is progress, if Political Satire can fake the detainment of a Chief of State and not get worried about it. Supposing such a thing were to happen to a visiting Chief of State like.... say...... that Albanian guy. Or Kosovonian. You know, that guy over there in Yugoslavia? Name started with 'M' I think. Milosovich? maybe. dunno. anyways, if he were to come to Canada to discuss trade, announced and everything, and both sides had gone through the planning of a State Visit, only to be arrested, world war 3 would open up. Just on the rumor!

    on an unrelated note, Political Satire is the highest form of comedy. bodily functions seems to be the lowest. one can judge a great deal about the sophistication of a society by the kind of humor they partake in.

    on another unrelated note, I heard once that everything that is funny to one person is tragic to another.

    on another unrelated note, I bet Pres. Bush's feet smell funny.

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    Well it's not really creative. The Canadian government was actually
    discussing arresting Bush but they didn't go through with it, these guys
    just took it to the next step.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSLoptium
    The Canadian government was actually
    discussing arresting Bush
    Have any articles relating to this? I'm not questioning that you heard this somewhere, just interested in reading about how far up this was considered (probably not very). There were alot of these rumors going on before Bush went there. I know just days before he did, my Canadian friend and I were joking about how funny it would be.

    Although alot of people would agree (including myself) that Canada arresting GWB for war crimes would be the very definition of awesomeness and hilarity. The truth is, Canada would be promptly decimated and lose any positive relations it has developed with the United States.

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