If no one has tried this, it's about the best laugh EVER. IM SantaClaus, on aol.

It's an automated program, pretty cool actually, but it's set to give a few hundred random response to some questions. you can get the best lines ever from him. So far, Santa has admitted to having sex with a friend of mine, picking up hookers on his world wide trip, being secretely gay, and that all the elves are KKK members, and that's okay with him.

Seriously, give it a wing, it's marvelous.