AIM SantaClaus

[GhandiOwnsYou]

If no one has tried this, it's about the best laugh EVER. IM SantaClaus, on aol.

It's an automated program, pretty cool actually, but it's set to give a few hundred random response to some questions. you can get the best lines ever from him. So far, Santa has admitted to having sex with a friend of mine, picking up hookers on his world wide trip, being secretely gay, and that all the elves are KKK members, and that's okay with him.

Seriously, give it a wing, it's marvelous.

[theundeadhero]

Way off subject but I always try and get a jolly fat friend of mine to dress up as Santa Clause on Halloween! So far, no luck

[SomethingBig]

[21:31] ChunkinBigTime: R.A.P.I.S.T.
[21:31] SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. ;-)


[21:31] ChunkinBigTime: YOU RAPE ELVES, DON'T YOU?
[21:31] SantaClaus: I've got all I can handle.

[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: are you certain?
[21:32] SantaClaus:
My goodness! Get serious.
:-D





[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: are you sure?
[21:32] SantaClaus:
Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf.
;-)



[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: are you telling the truth?
[21:32] SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.

[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: do you rape elves?
[21:32] SantaClaus:
I Never.
;-)



[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: you rape elves!
[21:32] SantaClaus: Love them.

[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: but, wait, I thought.... nevermind
[21:32] SantaClaus: What's up?


[21:33] SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

[21:33] ChunkinBigTime: okay!
[21:33] SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?

[21:33] ChunkinBigTime: i murdered someone
[21:33] SantaClaus: Excellent.

[Dking'squeen]

[21:31] ChunkinBigTime: R.A.P.I.S.T.
[21:31] SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. ;-)


[21:31] ChunkinBigTime: YOU RAPE ELVES, DON'T YOU?
[21:31] SantaClaus: I've got all I can handle.

[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: are you certain?
[21:32] SantaClaus:
My goodness! Get serious.
:-D





[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: are you sure?
[21:32] SantaClaus:
Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf.
;-)



[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: are you telling the truth?
[21:32] SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.

[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: do you rape elves?
[21:32] SantaClaus:
I Never.
;-)



[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: you rape elves!
[21:32] SantaClaus: Love them.

[21:32] ChunkinBigTime: but, wait, I thought.... nevermind
[21:32] SantaClaus: What's up?

Nice

[GhandiOwnsYou]

GhandiOwnsyou (9:56:04 PM): are you Buddha?
SantaClaus (9:56:04 PM): Could be.


GhandiOwnsyou (9:56:13 PM): Are you or Aren't you?
SantaClaus (9:56:13 PM): Maybe.


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SantaClaus (9:57:01 PM): I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

GhandiOwnsyou (9:57:10 PM): If i press four, do you lynch a black man?
SantaClaus (9:57:11 PM): I guess so.

GhandiOwnsyou (9:58:06 PM): You horrid fat man!
SantaClaus (9:58:07 PM): Can I ask YOU something?

GhandiOwnsyou (9:58:16 PM): No. you're a racist and a Bigot.
SantaClaus (9:58:17 PM): Yeah, everyone keeps asking me about this one